kristin: i need to write pat lee so she doesn't call me anymore!
kristin: i don't know what the crap to say
JezebelPntshell: "dear mrs pat lee lady,
i am emailing to inform you that i have recieved a call from some veterinary clinic that now wants to employ me. so please kindly stop harrassing me over the phone, i know in the years i spent at school you grew fond of me in a way that a woman loves another woman in a lesbian relationship, but im not ready for that kind of commitment
love kristin"