I am the result of beer and faulty condoms. My friends are the best family I have ever had. I stay up from sunset to sunrise at least three times a week. I bartend for the guys next to me, not the people infront of me. I eat breakfast at 2 in the afternoon. I like yogurt. I'd much rather be funny than serious, and I'd much rather be serious than stupid. I know something that no one else knows, and I sit around and laugh about it. I am the patron saint of bad ideas. The world is my play ground, and recess has just begun....
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