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Clintellectual

My brain is the cliff and my heart the bitter buffalo

About Me

over-exuberant most of the time...apathetic the rest. im a maelstrom of unchanneled energy, watch me scare you away. scribblin' right off the charts paranoid as fuck! some me time... tuning in my home-world just got my homeland security degree online I'm a Darwinist Libertarian! the horror... Humans rule. Dolphins can suck it. inner child's inner child Just Follow The Path Of Least Resistance. rockin' that low-fi shit Chantilly Lace...

My Interests

playing the four-string, giving rock a shot in the arm, fucking shit up, bicycling, fruit and yogurt, wrench-throwing, being an extroverted introvert, burning tarot cards, watching u.f.o.'s, anticipating that magic moment, defying the odds, talking to myself on the bus so people will leave me alone, revolution for the hell of it, picking fights with drunk red-necks, making love not war, staying up late to watch cartoons, remembering dreams, running red-lights on my bicycle, bathing, napping, chiwuawua's, not answering the phone, and generally enjoying life. i also enjoi collecting records... and playing music... (see Basilisk) (MySpace.com/Basilisk)

I'd like to meet:

____________ Trans Am fan? check out this video for Futureworld and you will be:

Music:

Etc...

Movies:

Donnie Darko

Television:

i just stare at it for days until my eyes bleed

Books:

pour it in.

Heroes:

Brock Fuckin' Samson Also: Noam Chomsky, Abbie Hoffman, Robert Anton Wilson, Ken Kessey, Art Bell, Jello, Terence McKenna, Thomas Pynchon (if he even exists), BOB (even if he doesn't exist!), Bill Hicks, Malaclypse the Younger, plus Bruce Haack & Steve Albini & David Yow & Fugazi & the Melvins & Sonic Youth & Unwound & many, many others for their uncompromising integrity and longevity as bands/audio engineer/artist types. All worthy role models but never idols...

My Blog

don’t worry, it WILL kill you...

Life, With its wonderful smells, With its enchanting plant life, With its exhilarating animal life, With its perplexing micro-orgasmic life And so on. Life, With it's amazing sensations, With its scin...
Posted by Clintellectual on Fri, 23 May 2008 11:03:00 PST

fuck shit up

KING MISSILE lyrics...
Posted by Clintellectual on Wed, 21 May 2008 09:55:00 PST

coolest lyrics ever

King Missile LyricsI Wish Lyrics.....
Posted by Clintellectual on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:22:00 PST

now THIS excites me...

Introduction The View from the Center of the Universe Discovering our Extraordinary Place in the Cosmos Joel R.Primack and Nancy Ellen Abrams In their hearts mo...
Posted by Clintellectual on Tue, 06 May 2008 10:51:00 PST

Portlands lookin good.

so, i've been thinking really seriously about where i want to move to and why. my little commitment to Stan. County is almost over (Sept. 1) and i can't fuckin wait to get the fuck outta here! i hate ...
Posted by Clintellectual on Mon, 05 May 2008 09:26:00 PST

chemtrails (fact or delusion?)

i've been hearing alot about chemtrails lately. seeing them alot also here over my home region, the central valley. the things i hear and read quite frankly scare the crap out of me, not because i'm p...
Posted by Clintellectual on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:08:00 PST

they say humor is the pressure relief valve of the soul

i'm not sure who said that, but it sounds pretty true...so smoke some birth control pills and watch a few episodes of "Space Talk From Dimension Eugene". ...
Posted by Clintellectual on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:01:00 PST

confessions of a cartoon-aphile

i have a crush on Erin from the E-surance commercials and thought i was the only dork in the world with this problem until i looked for a picture of her for this blog and found some pretty perverted s...
Posted by Clintellectual on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 10:05:00 PST

my psychic i-pod

i've been noticing something strange about my i-pod lately. see, i've compiled these massive playlists hundreds of songs long and i like to listen to them on shuffle. well the shuffle program keeps pi...
Posted by Clintellectual on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:31:00 PST

shyness is nice but shyness can stop you...

there's this really beautiful Asian girl i see on the bus once or twice a week, i mean beautiful, plus she's got a really cute hair-cut. anyway, today i'm at the bus stop with her downtown, feeling re...
Posted by Clintellectual on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:35:00 PST