.. I LOVE YOU NICOLE! YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD!The Juggalo Pledge Muthafackos!I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Juggalo Society. And To The Ninjas, For Which It Stands, One Family, Under Clowns, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!!Juggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game. Fuck with one you fuck with all we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and dont say we shine. We are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us. We stand by the Wicked Clowns and all they stand for, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes stand firm and always be ready.Our Father of Shangri-La, Hallowed be thy name. If the world turns over save me From Thy fiery rain. Keep me pure, Keep me clean, As the lotus grows. I ask you for forgiveness. Save me from the crows...
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ICP, TWIZTID, ABK, ETC...EVER WONDER... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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WHY IS IT... (1.) Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?(2.) Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?(3.) Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?(4.) Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?(5.) On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?(6.) Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?(7.) Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?(8.) How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?(9.) Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?(10.) When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"(11.) Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?(12.) Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?(13.) In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?(14.) How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?(15.) If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?(16.) The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the UnitedCaucasianCollege Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I don't hate the rich I don't pity the poor. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa ; so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe I am proud to be from America and nowhere else ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And if you don't like my point of view, tough...I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having "In God We Trust" on our money and having "God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don't we just tell the 14% to Shut Up and BE QUIET!!! I LOVE YOU NICOLE! YOU ARE MY FUTURE! I LOVE YOU NICOLE!
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