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Bethany

I am here for Friends

About Me

About me? What about me? I don't know. I don't know! I feel like there's an insect in my nose that's trying to eat my brain...and I wasn't just saying that for your benefit. I feel like there really IS an insect trying to eat my brain. It's making noises. Oh, there it goes again...Get your layout at PimpMySpaceCodes.net

My Interests

Duct tape.
Jean Harlow.- You are the girl that every man wants
and every woman wants to be. You came before
all the rest and even though your no longer
in the spotlight, everyone after you is still
striving to be you. You are the original
beauty. Lucky, gorgous you.

Which Classic Hollywood Pin-up are you?
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I'd like to meet:

Roast beef and other meats.
You're Exotic Dancer Barbie. You have some moves,
and will do anything for a few bucks. Take it
off girl, but keep it PG-13 please.

If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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© Hover Effects
at MCT

Music:

Judy Garland...and Barb. Beef --
[noun]:

A perma-orgasm

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Movies:

Things I might hate.

Television:

Howdy!

Books:

If you can't get along with the others, I'm gonna have to put you in time out.

Heroes:

Bunny Rabbits..People who eat cheese...Colorado.
You are a dragon.
You are a master of destruction. No one gets in
your way or they face dire consequences.
You enjoy the sight of cities going up in
flames. You also enjoy the thrill of hunting
for people to get in your way. You
wouldn't have it any different. Watch out
for those dragon slayers.
Please message and rate.

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My Blog

Just so I dont feel the urge to post a bulletin everytime...

If any of you guys feel the urge to post those little "Repost this if you are a true friend" bulletins, I will never repost them k? I don't care if you're my mom..and she scares me. If you just have t...
Posted by Bethany on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 05:30:00 PST

wow..

1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people ...
Posted by Bethany on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:45:00 PST

Animal Rescue

ANIMAL RESCUE Dear animal friendly friends, Hi, all you animal lovers. This is pretty simple. The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quot...
Posted by Bethany on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:54:00 PST

Random happenings

So! I just opened my message box and found an absolutely lovely message from some person that I've never met! Anyhow, he has very politely informed me that I am 1: a "fat loser" and B: has instructed ...
Posted by Bethany on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:56:00 PST

uhhhh...I should stop taking naps

So I keep finding myself thinking about what I would write if forced to take out a personal ad to find my ...yanno....mate.... I'm thinking: Wanted: Adult anything, capable of love, only slightly viol...
Posted by Bethany on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:05:00 PST

aaaaaaaannndddd...Im an ass

So..of course...I got all fucked up before I did the whole ending a year of my life thing...cause Im totally chickenshit...and of course of course of course....I then proceeded to make the biggest ass...
Posted by Bethany on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:03:00 PST

Pastel

K so I'm not calling anyone ...no one.   On another note, it's official! I really do have to put on a pastel brides maids dress and stand in a church. However, I have to say that I'm secretly ple...
Posted by Bethany on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:58:00 PST

New bloggy stuff to read.

It has recently been brought to my attention that I've been a bit lazy about posting new "bloggy" stuff to read. The reason that I'm lazy, of course, is because I'm pretty sure no one reads the bloggy...
Posted by Bethany on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 05:55:00 PST

Random thoughts while my co-worker blames me for global warming.

Karma. Is that how it's spelled? Nevermind, that isn't the point. What I want to know is, is Karma real. If a friend is a true friend all her life and then the person she's been a friend to turns her ...
Posted by Bethany on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 08:33:00 PST

Elise

In one sleepy town,there lives a fair maiden. One toss of her head,and she sings up the sun. The gentle breeze in her gait,can give way to spring-time. She fills up her nights,with dreams for the morn...
Posted by Bethany on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 02:00:00 PST