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Edison

Beautiful as a rock in a cop's face

About Me

In my spare time I airbrush picturesque Americana images of eagles and wild stallions onto my motherfucking van. I'm either 5'6 or 6'5.

"...A health expert who can direct you to the proper eating/training regiment to maximize your body type, and will do so as soon as he's done drinking his bottle of wine and smoking his 2nd pack of cigarettes for the day."

--CortandFatboy.com

lol facebook

My Interests

dark barbarism, playing drums (plug), writing and drawing (another plug), tuning in and spacing out and getting paranoid. Like Art Bell, I got the ill commmunication.

I'd like to meet:

Cute boys. We can eat a bunch of psychedelic mushrooms and taste the color of sound together.

Music:

billy bragg, bauhaus, the church, warren zevon, beastie boys, a tribe called quest, devo, big star, aztec camera, echo & the bunnymen, beat happening, the cure, leonard cohen, gil scott-heron, captain beefheart, otis redding, red krayola, mayo thompson, joy division, kraftwerk, neu!, nirvana, robyn hitchcock, wu-tang clan + solo GZA, the butthole surfers, gang of four, log hog, beck, buddy holly, the raincoats, the clash, jim croce, john williams, robert wyatt, wilco, the kinks, neil young, the byrds, crosby, stills, & nash (& young), phil ochs, woody guthrie, robert johnson, the carpenters, john denver, the contortions, clara rockmore, T. rex, various early NY punk (like the ramones, television, and patti smith), faust, donovan, judy collins, harry nilsson, gary numan, tubeway army, king tubby, brian wilson while in the beach boys (especially teamed up with Van Dyke Parks), b-52's, the beatles, solo john lennon, solo ringo, the monkees, solo mike nesmith, throbbing gristle, run dee run dee run dee run dee emcee, pylon, the side effects, swell maps, velvet underground, mission of burma, some solo frank zappa, all of the Mothers of Invention, alexander "skip" spence, the noisettes, 2pac, henry pierre, the association, king crimson, brad fiedel, robert fripp & brian eno, tiny tim, jimi hendrix, all manner of experimental/psych or pop 60s stuff, weird shit, and miscellaneous guilty pleasures like chicago, bread, christopher cross and anne murray.

Movies:

An American Werewolf in London, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, RoboCop, the Star Wars movies, the Indiana Jones movies, The Big Lebowski, Donnie Darko, Ghost World, Road to Perdition, Batman Begins, Head, Casino Royale (2006), The Blues Brothers, Godfather 1 and 2, Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, Reservoir Dogs, Michael Moore's movies, David Cronenberg's The Fly, Full Metal Jacket, Dr. Strangelove, Alien, Aliens, and Alien 3, Crumb, Die Hard, The Jerk, The Shawshank Redemption, Brain Candy, Strange Brew, Ed Wood, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, and a bunch of other shit.

Television:

Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Monkees, The Sopranos, Quantum Leap, Curb Your Enthusiasm, All in the Family, The Kids in the Hall, Mythbusters, murder and law enforcement documentary shows. Most of the rest of tv frightens the living shit out of me.

Books:

i love Robert E. Howard, any other 30s weird pulp or noir, Kahlil Gibran, Alfonse Mucha, anything relating to 1930s-40s architecture, technology and clothing, and in that vein 1920s, 30s, 40s reprinted Sears Roebuck catalogs. and comics. assloads of comics.

Heroes:

The B trinity: Batman, Billy Bragg and Bill Hicks

My Blog

Everything you wanted to know about me but were afraid I would tell you to go fuck yourself

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Posted by Edison on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 08:39:00 PST

feel free to fuck with this guy

... as you surf the internets like an ADD-ridden Patrick Swayze in Point Break. this guy here, check him out: "Rooster" @ http://www.myspace.com/almaseamir "Yep, thats me. What can I say? Lookit ...
Posted by Edison on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:11:00 PST

About my body

there are many on myspace who have expressed an interest in experiencing me dermally. with those of you in mind, i've decided to chronicle the shower i had today just scant minutes ago:the musky fragr...
Posted by Edison on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:16:00 PST

My background: Part One

I grew up as something of a thief and street-urchin on the streets of Hialeah, FL. I became a longshoreman when I was 19. Eventually I found myself earning extra money by boxing at the docks and behin...
Posted by Edison on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:10:00 PST