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About Me

"I can't jerk off in the bathrooms at work! What if some customer sees me, gets all sex-nuts and retard-strong and tries to jam my dick in his mouth?" -Randal Graves
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My Interests

playing my bass, writing, reading, poetry, cooking, politics, art, indie movies; cult movies, classic horror movies, all the pretty pin up girls, tattoos, piercings, Bettie Page, Marilyn Monroe, Judy garland and Bette Davis.

I'd like to meet:

your mom

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Music:

i get down with most any kind of rock music but i think death metal and black metal are my favorite. nile. ancient. neurosis. morbid angel. portishead. old school metallica. slayer. danzig. adema. black sabath. dying fetus. tricky. bjork. goldie. thievery corporation. sade. charles mingus. billie holiday. rancid. the distillers. green day. ACDC. spineshank. dj shadow & various other christain hobbies & good deeds

Movies:

heavy metal. serial mom. the shining. house of 1000 corpses. maria, full of grace. control room. a clockwork orange. never ending story. P.C.U. goodfellas. the nightmare before christmas. edward scissorhands. anything indie or scary or weird or crazy and i'll like it. yep.

Television:

it's always sunny in philadelphia, family guy, robot chicken, harvey birdman, crossfire, hardballs, the daily show, southpark, the simpsons, the L word, the sopranos, queer as folk, beavis and butthead, daria, all the M.T.V. oddities (the head, the maxx, aeon flux) the x-men, dexters laboratory, the powerpuff girls. ed, edd and eddy and the looney tunes and 24, who doesn't love 24?

Books:

the bride stripped bare, magical thinking, dry, the upright man, charlotte's web, whispers of intimate things by gordon parks, le petite prince, i also try and read up on the yellow pages whenever i get a chance...i like the T's

Heroes:

aymi

My Blog

Sunday Funday version 2

So I'm going BACK to San Francisco for good this time and I leave Sunday and you will all miss me terribly. You'll call late at night, wondering what I'm doing, you'll cry, softly to yourself and you'...
Posted by Beetlegeuse on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:31:00 PST

Cali Style

So Monday evening I begin my decent upon the West coast. I'm flying into Oakland and chilling in Napa for five days. I'm staying at the same resort that I'm interviewing with and (hopefully) will soon...
Posted by Beetlegeuse on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 11:00:00 PST

Sunday Funday

Ok, I get it. Eggs make a great breakfast, and it's true Sunday seems to be the appropriate day to laze about, not wake up till noon and eat eggs with friends over mimosas. What i don't get is that pe...
Posted by Beetlegeuse on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:37:00 PST

the aliens come at night..mostly.....mostly

so i've come to sad realization that most folks are lame. they suck and should be pelted with tomatoes and other such fruit. or maybe i should break down into simpler terms for those lacking the capac...
Posted by Beetlegeuse on Sat, 06 May 2006 09:33:00 PST

I have failed you all..

so, i lost my phone and ALL my phone numbers. i know what you're thinking..."emilie lost her phone? NO, it can't be. she's so responsible" but alas folks, it's true. i've let you all down and im sorr...
Posted by Beetlegeuse on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:54:00 PST

im witty i swear

so it's not too too often i come up with something i feel is genuis-esque; something that ought to be shared with the world for its benefit as well as my own..sunday at brunch i had one of these momen...
Posted by Beetlegeuse on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 05:52:00 PST

GMAT

ANNNNNDDDDi registered to take the GMAT exam for grad school and this test aint no freakin joke. i think im going to cry
Posted by Beetlegeuse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm back, bitches!

well i realize i havent posted in a long time but there's a reason, it's because i have NOTHING interesting to say! since october i've gone through many jobs and many hair colors and none se...
Posted by Beetlegeuse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

graduate!

so yeah, i SO graduated college on friday and the party hasnt stopped since.. since friday night when work started. what ever happened to slacking off???!
Posted by Beetlegeuse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST