Brett

Originally, I'm from a small town in Nebraska, but I now reside in Southern California. I would tell you where, but it would take too long and you still probably wouldn't know. Long story short, I joined the Marines, lived all around the US & floated on a boat for awhile in some bad places. I got out after 6 years, went to college and now I work for the Marines as a Flight Test Engineer on helicopters. Basically, I made one large circle. Great working for them though, little bullshit and they are relentless alcoholics.I am probably one of the more brutally honest people you will ever meet. I am down-to-earth, easy-going, and I would do anything for a friend or a good laugh. Most would say I have a sarcastic/quip-tastic/self-depricating sense of humor, but if you can't laugh at yourself, what's the point? Who ever said "the day we stop laughing is the day we stop enjoying life and die" was right. I work hard, play hard (actually I'm a home-body) and generally annoy the shit out of everyone, especially my girlfriend. Always remember though, work to live, not live to work. You have to take everything in stride and not take anything too serious, especially yourself.Heather and I welcomed our son Hayden Christopher on September 14th, 2006. He is a healthy, happy baby boy and we are having a great time with parenthood. I am still not used to crying, waking up at 2 a.m. or poopy diapers, so I am out of the running for "Parent of the Year".