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I Am An Evil Muffin

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About Me

I'm a big fan of Jello.

My Interests

Suggestion: Read the following in a British accent - any (with the exception of the Welsh) will do.God: As much a fan of Jello as myself, He and I (I've found) have a good many other things in common.Is He short? Does He have legs? Arms? Time my dear 'Watson' will tell.Food: Any and all kinds: Signed ~ Monsieur 'Pseudo'-Connoisseur *picks up his copy of 'Cuisine For Dummies'*I'm a bit of a food-virgin, 'Slutify me Captian!'I lift - objects of nominal to great weight. Namely, well, weights - think 'gym.' Though I've been a bit 'lax,' so to speak, of late.POTATOES!Movies, ah 'Films,' I am addicted - yes, addicted. A complete and total unabashed near obsessive movie-addict.Role Playing.Sleep: My name is Noah - and I, I am a 'Sleep Junkie.' I have been sleep free for *twitch* two months (looks to Jade).As a former chubby-large-husky-behometh child, I found comfort between the worn and battered pages of near any paper-back novel - nary a one at our local library escaped my grubby clutches. As for the present I've retained my liking for the written word. Did I mention that I was fat?I'm a jolly sort with a rather fun, I daresay, disposition - and as such, I enjoy making others laugh. I also use words and phrases like 'nary,' 'daresay,' and 'disposition.'There's more, I'm sure of it, but I've only a limited amount of space you see, and so I'll leave you with this:Armadillo's haven't any ears, and even if they do - they are, whatever so called 'proofs' you may offer, incapable of flying.POTATO!

I'd like to meet:

Someone short, with legs. Legs are a must. Actually... arms are a must, I could live without the legs. Wait. I think I want both. Okay. So you must be short, have legs AND arms. That's about it. Oh and uh that one weird lady, stuck in the drying machine, yeah - she's hot *drool*

Music:

Vist: http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.view Profile&friendID=10883505&Mytoken=20050321151553Scro ll down and read under the section entitled 'Music.'With the exception of any 'Ska' *hold your nose and spit the word out - yes, that will do nicely* mentioned I enjoy the same.

Movies:

Dear me, they've gone and done it - they asked, how silly of them.SLC Punk, Momento, Train Spotting, Hoosiers, Bliss, Frantic, Witness, Regarding Henry, THE INDIANA JONES Triology, Scarface, Phantom of the Opera, Fight Club, We Were Soldiers, Saving Private Ryan (and to a lesser extent: The Thin Red Line) Blow, The Audition (I haven't seen it yet in its entirety, though what I have viewed, I love), Lethal Weapon 1-2-3-4, Saw, Seven, Moulin Rouge, Ever After, Sleepless in Seattle, You've Got Mail, Joe vs The Volcano, Mighty Joe Young (Charlieze Theron - nummy), Where The Heart Is (Natalie Portman - need I say more?), The Professional, Ronin, The Dirty Dozen, Big Jake, Rio Lobo (The Duke in general), The God Father, Ray, French Kiss, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Anne of Green Gables - Anne of Avonlea, Guys and Dolls, Mulan 1-2, The Emperor's New Groove, Aladin, Fiddler on The Roof, Singin' in the Rain, Sideshow Freaks, Oddball, Space Balls,Blazing Saddles, Princes Bride, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, Field of Dreams, Body Guard, Target, The Russian Connection, Superman 1-2-3, Clash of The Titans, The Seven Voyages of Sinbad, The Silver Chalice, The Transporter, Walking Tall, The Rundown, Center Stage, A Walk To Remeber, High Fidelty, Clerks, Mall Rats, Pieces of April, The Terminator 1-2, CLUB DREAD (Penoh-lope), The Newsies, 50 First Dates, Punch Drunk Love, Titanic, Ben-Hur, The Ten Commandments, Jesus of Nazareth, Pride and Prejudice (BBC), STAR WARS: 6-5-4-2, Braveheart, Legends of the Fall, Pirates of the Carribean, Night of The Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of The Dead, Girl Interrupted, Halloween 1-2-4-5-7, The 'Anarchist' Cookbook, and many - many more. Familar? It should be, 'crtl + v' = happy-yayness.I'll continue to add more whenever the mood strikes.

Television:

I don't often watch television for 'TV' sake, but I do like: Gilmore Girls (damn you Missy of The Bean!), 'One Tree Hill,' 'Stargate SG1,' 'Everwood,' 'Smallville,' and I am, unbeknownst to my girlfriend, fast becoming a closet 'Food Network' addict *insert shifty eyed looks here: shift, shift-shift* INVADER ZIM! (doom, doom doooooom)PS: Anime - I am beginning to wonder how I ever got a long without you. Ah! I almost forgot - Dawson, of The Creek! I know - grrr.

Books:

Suffice it to say, I like them - quite a bit actually. I'm currently reading the 'Wi'tch Fire' series, courtesy of the trend setting, and the aforementioned, girlfriend.

Heroes:

Kelly Gililand, the ever masogonistic - incomprable Winston Churchill, Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Ghandi, Jesus. . . You know, people of that sort.

My Blog

Faith

I don't often take the time to sit and write about my faith. In no small part because I'm not sure I've any left to speak of. Why now? I don't really know. Maybe I feel like waxing nostalgic after re...
Posted by I Am An Evil Muffin on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:59:00 PST

GQ

(ahem) In honor of Kaiya (Kevin) Yoshida Dodson - I too will wear, hence forth, a tie and all the social stigma's associated with it (namely that of being responsible when G-d knows I am anything...
Posted by I Am An Evil Muffin on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:47:00 PST

Writers Block

I absolutely hate sitting down to the computer geared up and ready to 'write' about - well, anything really when suddenly the same hyper-active crank smoking muse that gave me a poke with th...
Posted by I Am An Evil Muffin on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:46:00 PST

To blog or not to blog. . .

Honestly, I think I'd much rather assert the negative here as writing anything more then three sentences long is enough to drive me batty. Anyway here I am, blogging (grumble) - or somethin...
Posted by I Am An Evil Muffin on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:37:00 PST

I post blogs

Hello,Today I am posting a blog in order to prove a point. This point, believe me, needs to be proven. It begs to be proven, nay it cries out, 'PROVE ME OH-NOAH, PROVE ME!'And so here I am, proving it...
Posted by I Am An Evil Muffin on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:54:00 PST

Alex Crowe

Alex Crowe.A name that struck fear into the heart of the insecure, the 'fat' girl, the short guy, the jock, the nerd, and every other walking cliché' along the high school hierarchy. Alex Crowe. Wit u...
Posted by I Am An Evil Muffin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Disneyland

'La migra!' - Immigration!'Godzilla!' - Giant Lizard with a penchant for all things 'Tokyo.''Disneyland' - Fits the scriptural definition of hell'Satan' - is Asian15 Things to Remember While Vacationi...
Posted by I Am An Evil Muffin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Favorite Quotations

"He that cannot reason is a fool, He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave." Andrew Carnegie "My faith rests not upon what I am, or shall be, or feel, or know, but in what Ch...
Posted by I Am An Evil Muffin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST