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Yes Pat, I'd like to buy a Val please.

Go crazy folks, go crazy!

About Me

I admit it...I stole this from MySpace John...but it's funny as hell! I'm still giggling. hehe Where's My Change

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Hmmm...who am I? Well, I'm the girl next door. I'm the shy girl no one really remembers sitting next to in high school classes. The thing is that I kinda broke outta my shell in college and found my voice, along with some great lifelong friends. I'm someone who wants to see and do as much as I can before I die. (My dream vacation is an African photo safari culminating in a hike to the top of Kilimanjaro.) My biggest problem is that I don't know what I want to be when I grow up...but I know a lot of people who suffer from that affliction so that doesn't make me so special I guess. In the meantime, I'm happy doing what I do...it pays the bills and feeds the dogs. I don't need the spotlight, but I don't mind it either. I'm reasonably intelligent, but I can be the biggest idiot sometimes! I love all kinds of music, except gangsta rap and yodeling...I just can't deal with that crap. I LOVE to travel. The biological clock is ticking but I haven't met the guy yet that I would mix genes with so, still sans children. And, for some reason, I seem to attract guys 10 years younger than me...what's up with that? (Not that I'm complaining!) That's about all I'm willing to spill. Anything else you want to know about me will have to be something you learn on your own. About that though...I don't consider MySpace a dating service. If that's why you're here on my page, please have a Coke and a smile and get the fu(K out. I'm here to communicate with my current friends and to try to find the ones with whom I've lost touch. But thanks for stopping by!

My Interests

If you've got 6 minutes to kill, this is fun...the Hammer dance made me laugh out loud. :)The Evolution of Dance

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You Are Wind
Strong and overpowering
A force to be reckoned with, no one dares cross you
You have the power to change everything around you

You are best known for: your wrath

Your dominant state: commanding What Type of Weather Are You?
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:

You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."

Conscientiousness:

You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.

Agreeableness:

You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.

Neuroticism:

You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test What Type of Alcoholic Beverage Are You?
You're a Glass of Wine!
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You Belong in London
A little old fashioned, and a little modern.
A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.
A unique woman like you needs a city that offers everything.
No wonder you and London will get along so well. What City Do You Belong In?

I'd like to meet:


The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Music:


You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?

Movies:


Your Brain is 60% Female, 40% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain?

Books:


You Are Bobby Brainy
Ultra competitive, you will do almost anything to win. From pull ups to pool sharking, you're very talented.
And while everyone is aware of your victories, they still (affectionately) consider you to be a little brat! What Brady Are You?

Heroes:


Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"

Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song?

My Blog

Why it's wrong to be gay and okay to own slaves...

Okay seriously, I'm not in the KKK nor do I bash the "Rainbow Coalition"...just read it.  I have no idea where or when it originated, but a friend of mine had it on his blog and I got a kick out ...
Posted by Yes Pat, I'd like to buy a Val please. on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 05:16:00 PST

I'm tired, my people...so very tired.

For those of you who still insist upon believing that there are actual trackers for MySpace that allow you to track all the visitors to your profile...you poor, naive bastards. First of all, let's thi...
Posted by Yes Pat, I'd like to buy a Val please. on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:29:00 PST

I think one leg is longer than the other...

so why don't I run in circles?
Posted by Yes Pat, I'd like to buy a Val please. on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:41:00 PST

So true...

This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... andfor those who are turning 30, and for those who arescared of moving into their 30's...and for guys whoare scared of girls over 30.   Author: a&n...
Posted by Yes Pat, I'd like to buy a Val please. on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 10:33:00 PST

Why?

Why does the deliciousness of White Castle burgers increase exponentially every hour past midnight?  That's all.
Posted by Yes Pat, I'd like to buy a Val please. on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 12:16:00 PST