Laura-Kathleen

♥ I hate filling out these "about me" boxes, honestly. There's not a whole lot you can learn about me that could be effectively covered in one of these cheesy profiles. Seriously. Just drop me a line if you're curious. Contact information can be found at my LiveJournal [see below]. Other than that, I'd like to point out I'm not entirely misanthropic [contrary to the paragraphs below this]. In fact, I make quick friendships that last as long as people are willing to tolerate my nerdiness. :) Usually, they're long-term.
♥ A word to the wise -- don't ask me stupid questions and don't try to "holla." Unless it isn't your native tongue, I expect you to speak English. "U" is a letter, not a word, and I have a name, so use it. I love meeting new friends, but if you are going to hit me up with that "sup baby? whats ur a/s/l" bullshit, I'll probably be a big bitch, and I don't care if you agree with me on that point or not. This also applies to people who aren't even remotely interested in getting to know me. ...If you only want a pretty picture to look at, there are about a million of those profiles on MySpace and you're on the wrong one. I have a wonderful boyfriend fiancé whom I am incredibly happy with, and you aren't going to replace him, so quit asking. No, I don't care if you think you have an 11-inch penis. It's probably one inch and you're just holding the ruler backwards. If you IM/message me with any of that sort of crap, I will know that you've just neglected this information and tell you to fuck off.

I am the original L-Kat ♥
And yes, I actually used to live in Orange County, California, unlike most of you snotty little O.C.-obsessed fangirls, thank you very much. Please, get a clue.

[♥ R.I.P. ASHTON RHODES ♥]