Bonebasket

I am the byprodukt of media. I am the produkt of the cigarette girl in those old 1950's ads. My issues have issues. I am a drunk, and an addikt. Our bones may be different but they lay in the same place. "It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket. Put the FUCKIN' lotion in the basket!!!" Was that God's plan for that girl?WARNING: Bonebasket may induce one or more of the following: Headache, Nausea, Bleeding from Ears, Hallucinations, Explosive Diarrhea, Temporary to Long Term Insanity, Seizures, Hemorrhoids, Loss of Appetite, Erectile Disfunction, Vaginal Itching, and in extreme cases, death.