Name's Riley. I'm about 5 years old. I weigh 19 pounds. I love food. I beg more than any dog. I love cleaning myself. I have a fat sack (aka foopa). I'm gay, so if you have a problem with that - - - talk to the paw.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? I'm a dog. I mean a cat. But I act like a dog.
What is your name? Riley
What other nicknames do you have? Ri, Ri-Ri, Fatty, Booby, Buddy, SquishyToes, ...
What is your favorite treat? SALMON goo (anti-furball stuff)
What would your owner describe you as? Cute and cuddly; a chubb, gay, ...
What is the funniest thing you have done? What haven't I done that's funny?!
What is the bravest thing you have done? Hmmmm...
Yes or No
Are you neutered? I am.
Are you a social animal? Very much so... Especially if you're male.
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Me? Do something bad? Nah...
Are you friendly? Very - especially if you're male.
Are you overweight? Pshhh
Do you like warm milk? No, give it to me cold.
Do you eat cheese? No
Do you eat bugs? I usually play with them first.
Do you live with other animals? My parents are animals - SHEESH!
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Most definitely!
Do you like to exercise? What's that?
Do you like car rides? Oh yes! I like to sing in the car with my mom.
Do you get into stuff? Who me?! NEVER. HA!
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Both very much - definitely in the middle of the night, too.
Do you like to swim? Nah - if I'm given a bath, I must sit on my mom's lap; otherwise I get scared.
Do you chase laser pen dots? OOOOOH love those!
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? I love them OH SO MUCH! If it weren't for my mom, I'd be toast.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
