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I'm a freelance retard for hire :) Asian ^_^

About Me

Well as a young gal growing up in Ethiopia I had to struggle with many hardships.... Here wait, no... that’s wrong I think. I'm a retarded 19 year old guy who spends the better part of my time trying to find out how to offend everyone around me and the other part trying to recover from offending everyone. I think it appears to be some kind of weird destructive pattern, but it works for me. I’m basically writing this my space because I’m bored, and I want to see what’s up.I also Work a lot with photoshop and can do just about anything I want as far as taking a picture and adding taking away or changing anything. I'll always offer my talents (lol) to anyone.I suck, I should be beaten to death with a telephone boook

My Interests

The love of my life Alyssa (She's the hot one in the middle):and I am an overall idiot

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Hitler, John Lennon, Malcolm X, Shakespear, Johnathan Wendel, Angsty Teenagers.

Music:

Some might call my musical tastes eclectic; I call it open.
Classics: Doors, The Who, The Guess Who, The Eagles, Queen, Simon and Garfunkel, Doobie Brothers. If you want to go classic enough, I like some Beethoven.
New soft music/Techno: Ben folds five/the bens, Death Cab For Cutie, Rebecca Martin, Dresdon dolls, Tatu, Frou Frou, Damian Rice, Keane, Special D, I guess Coldplay. Always looking for music with actual lyrical content send me names people.
Rap: Tu pac, Lit Fuse, Talib Kweli, Nas, Canabus, Jay Z, Dr. Dre (old Dre), Rakim, Black Thought. God people hate me when I talk about rap.
New school rock: Cold, Children of Bodom, Megadeath, Dimmu Borgir, Cradle of Filth, korn.
HCR: My chemical romance, Postal Service, AFI, HIM, CKY, Something Cooperate, Taking Back Sunday, Breaking Benjamin.
Band Music: Dream Theater, yngwie malmsteen, Queensryche, Tool.
Country: I hate country, you like country take 3 blue bonus points out of your bag and place them on the table, and don’t give me that face, this is for your own good.

Movies:

Classic: Godfather, Godfather, old scarface (B/W version), Casablanca, The Shawshank Redemption, The Last Castle(awesome movie), Down goes Igby, The beach, I 3 huckbees, Garden State, Fight Club, BOONDOCK SAINTS, The matrix, Ghost in the Shell, Barnyard, cars, requiem for a dream, a clockwork orange, braveheart.

Television:

Umm I'm a unique young gal, so I like CSI. For the record everyone likes CSI people who say they like CSI are losers because everyone already knows. Guess what I enjoy breathing too /3Tough crowd (off air) Boston public (off air) Colin Quinn Show (off air)

Books:

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglass Adams The whole trilogy is brilliant beyond comparison to any other book including the bible andThe Art of War by Sun Tzu Helped me out a lot in life.The Bible by Random dead people with Schizoid personality disorder and a lot of time You don't have to believe it to admit it's good to read, I mean what’s so wrong with being a good person.Harry Potter By I forget her name Well written books, I'm not proud of this one.Alice In Wonderland by Lewis Carroll The original was the bestThe Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde I always liked this book for no real reason.Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger The only book I was ever forced to read and actually read.The Book of Counted Sorrows by Dean Koontz "Night can be sweet as a kiss, though not a night like this"

Heroes:

Return of curveball: Sponge 3

My Blog

Most of my photoshop stuff

so I just needed a spot for most of my stuff. I chose here because this is the place on the internet that the least amount of people go to. For the 4 or 5 people who actualy see it, enjoy.Random ones:...
Posted by changed my user name on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:04:00 PST

"Da Fade" Line

Once again, this is my newest line. Da Fade was just a smuge sig that went to far. Enjoy or dont. ...
Posted by changed my user name on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 03:34:00 PST

Be Compl3x

I just finished my BeCompl3x Series. I basically started making it because I wanted to display more complex tech and grunge looks. These took me a little more time than an average sig, and I hope they...
Posted by changed my user name on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 10:59:00 PST

Happy Inspite of Life

I woke up with eager hopes this weekend, and luckily I got my wish. The past few nights have been amazing. Ive gone everywhere, seen everything, and felt everything. I really would like to throw out ...
Posted by changed my user name on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mother's Day, Fuck.

Ok so I'm sitting here on mothers day; it's 1:01 PM. I just got woken up because I stayed up until 6:00 am. Now the good part, I had forgoten that I already bought a mothers day present. For those of ...
Posted by changed my user name on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quick litte message for you

Milk is a healthy beverage full of calcium. Gator, please get some typing lessons. Also, cocaine is bad for you, go ahead. RRDW is trying to kill me. RRDW will kill you like a monster.
Posted by changed my user name on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You know you can't wait....

It's going to be awesome. Read the books, you'll love yourself more. Right click download...
Posted by changed my user name on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SECOND JOB....Not that kind, you naughty...naughty boy

Well today I sealed the fact that I will hate all existence by getting a second job... I have a decent job already, in which I have to do little to know work and get paid decent money for it. But n...
Posted by changed my user name on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Flash box disregard this unless you like looking at crappy art

bong
Posted by changed my user name on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Helicopter game for sponge

you missed the heilicoppter game, you should have payed more attention. High score icon: 1700 Sponge: 200 wuss
Posted by changed my user name on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST