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Alec

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About Me

I'm Complicated and that's all you need to know. Visit http://groups.myspace.com/Republicofcatalina

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My Interests

Acting, Directing, Movies, Writing, theater, Parties, Mai Tais, Hawaii, Poland, Australia, Orange County, Filmmaking, Kielbasa

I'd like to meet:

Nobody. I've given up on the human race....

Music:

The Killers, Maroon 5, Powderfinger, Avenged Sevenfold, Third Eye Blind, Don Henley, Bruce Hornsby, Elton John, My Chemical Romance, Sublime, Sam Cooke, Lit, The Eagles, Pink Floyd ("THE WALL" is the GREATEST album ever made!!!), Elton John, The Who, ELO, Al Green, David Bowie, Weezer, Chicago, Journey, The Goo Goo Dolls, Matchbox 20, Robert Malczynski...if you can sing or play a guitar, you're cool in my book ;)...did I already mention Elton John?

Movies:

Oh, where to begin, where to begin! Pulp Fiction, Sideways, the Back to the Future trilogy, Jurassic Park, Backdraft, Die Hard, Citizen Kane, Indiana Jones trilogy, The Graduate, Forrest Gump, Halls of Montezuma, Schindler's List, Jaws ("SMILE, YOU SONOFABITCH!!!"), Pink Floyd's The Wall, Saving Private Ryan, Platoon, Apocalypse Now, The Deer Hunter, The Godfather, any movie with Marlon Brando!!!....Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Tromeo & Juliet, the Star Wars trilogy (the old original ones, not the new ones), Get Shorty, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Hook, Blade Runner, Duck Soup, Dr. Strangelove, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Anne Hall, Young Frankenstein, MASH, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead (1979), Day of the Dead, Sin City, CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST, Black Hawk Down, Grindhouse......oh, the list goes on for days!

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Critic, Seinfeld, Reno 911, The Daily Show, Mad TV, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Chappelle's Show, Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, House, Dexter, Lost, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Office (US & UK version)

Books:

Slaughterhouse-Five, A Confederacy of Dunces, Catch-22, Catcher in the Rye, The Naked and The Dead, Go Ask Alice, The Great Gatsby, The Bielski Brothers, 1984, A Time to Kill, Band of Brothers, All Quiet on the Western Front, Mein Kampf, The Communist Manifesto, Guerrilla Warfare, Ordinary People, Frankenstein, Out of the Dust, Schindler's Ark, Helter Skelter, The Motorcycle Diaries, Jaws, Your Movie Sucks, Screenwriting for Dummies

Heroes:

Groucho Marx, John Belushi, Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Josef Stalin, Mao-Zse Tung, Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Dustin Hoffman, Mel Brooks, Robin Williams, Harrison Ford, Robert DeNiro, Hunter S. Thompson, Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, Larry David, Che Guevara, EMANUEL NIMTZ, myself, yo mama...Don't ever trust a Republican. especially my mom

My Blog

Weak Kindness

Ok, so there is something I need to get off my chest, and no, I don't need clippers and a bottle of Nair.I've been an even bigger asshole the last few weeks than I normally am, and that's saying A LOT...
Posted by Alec on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:39:00 PST

Easter Revelations

First things first....I love Lexus My damn car key broke off last night.  I had to hold the damn thing together when I drove home....I might as well be driving with a screwdriver in the ignition....
Posted by Alec on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:20:00 PST

Alcoholic Poetry

I love being an alcoholicIts the only addiction were there is no pain inflicted. I love being numbI love not feeling anything. I am literally, comfortably numbI am invincible.Until the last drop.No on...
Posted by Alec on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:38:00 PST

Broken

Ok, it's that time of the month where I air out some grievances and just speak what is on my mind like every other myspacers out there.Am I wrong? Is it wrong, that I enjoy being alone? Is it wrong th...
Posted by Alec on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:06:00 PST

The Tickle-Me-Elmo Syndrome

Ok.....When the f*** did a fictitious character become so high in demand for concert tickets? Again, "fictitious", as in does not exist in the real world.THERE IS NO Hannah Montana! It's a role played...
Posted by Alec on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:16:00 PST

I flew on September 11th

I just got back from Florida and damn, I never want to live there. It's hot, humid, nasty and wet....I was soaked to the bone with either my sweat or with the rain. I'll just cross that state off as o...
Posted by Alec on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:38:00 PST

Goodbye, Farewell

Alright, where do I begin?This will be my last bulletin/blog I will write for quite sometime on the Myspace universe. I figure now is the best time to take a break for all of the nonsense that has en...
Posted by Alec on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:11:00 PST

Virginia Tech, and Life

I don't quote feel like writing in my Dr. Clint Tyrell persona in this blog, so I'm just gonna write as myself. My deepest condolences go out to the families and friends of the victims of the Virgini...
Posted by Alec on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:30:00 PST

Freeloaders: The New Weapon of Mass Destruction...a piece by Clint Tyrell

From the Office ofDr. Clint TyrellJournalist & WriterHuntington Beach, CA, 92646 I am an Alcoholic.  I'm going to start out this piece by stating the truth.  I love the most grotesque ...
Posted by Alec on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 12:34:00 PST

No Sympathy for the Devil...a piece by Clint Tyrell

From the Office ofDr. Clint TyrellJournalist & WriterHuntington Beach, CA, 92646 Today is June 6th, 2006.....other wise known to many of you purists, cossacks and Anton LaVey lovers as the "day of...
Posted by Alec on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 04:07:00 PST