Boys don't make lists on their myspace, but I did.
I skipped a grade in elementary school
illerclothing.com is where I get shirts
I ain't never done a drug before.
I think being single is ridiculously boring and depressing.
I want a rock chick that will listen to underground hip hop with me
I beatbox. and I'm pretty fuckin good at it.
I have very strong brand loyalty.
Heineken, Dickies, and Adidas steal all my money.
I have a Law Enforcement degree.
I do not own a bed.
I use Stanton turntables.
I hate the word hella.
I claim "Around the World" as jam of the 20th century
I think Xbox is a crock of shit.
I've wanted a tattoo for years, I just can't think of what.
I hold ridiculously high expectations of people, and nobody ever meets them.
When my mom kicked me out of her house I stole all of her Cranberries CDs
I hold republican ideals but I vote democratic.
I have terrible posture
I'm on the interweb!
My house is regulated at 55 degrees Fahrenheit.
I own multiple pairs of the same identical pants like a cartoon character
I can't cook. at all.
My old aim handle = Inglewood Stylee
If you can tell me where I got it from, I'll be impressed
My bathroom is kinda nasty, but not bad enough to warrant me cleaning it.
I think a perfect set of teeth in a girl is incredibly sexy.
Like the DVD version of LOTR, I'm uncut.
I attended Christian summer camp for years just to stir up shit
I'll take HPs over Shielding any day
I drive a Toyota Tacoma
Women's underwear is in many ways superior to everything else on Earth
I believe that "Got Damn" is a compliment
I won a talent show, despite being largely untalented
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I played soccer for 10 years
I'm a first-generation American
I dislike trance
I love filthy dirty nasty raw drum n bass and industrial
but Hip-Hop is my favorite
I rode BMX until everything in my right leg was shattered
I slept on my left side until that collar bone was shattered
I love firearms
I have a digital camera on me at all times
I always keep the highest delay in my offhand
I chew my nails when they get long
I miss the 99cent big cheeseburger
I have been to Cabilis
It is spelled "Whoa", god damnit.
I (unfortunately) own a flip phone
I can tollerate a lot of pain unless it's a headache
I am surrounded by 3 computer monitors
I live by myself in a three story house
on five acres
I don't like movies
Nor do I watch television
Kami teriyaki off 116th is the hottness
Every time I've been thrown out of Don's resteraunt it has been Matt Story's fault
Cool Blue is the best gatorade
I usually shave my head to 1/4", but am currently growing it out
I hate books
I built this computer all by myself!
Ice Cube baby
I used to be the fat kid
I live in hooded sweatshirts
I'm cheap
I'm never wrong about shit
I add to this list when I get bored
Halloween 2005, best ever?
My hands and feet are always cold
I hate that they stopped making Superstar II's
I don't trust myself with eBay
I want to coach boys basketball
I think Gordon Freeman is the strong silent type
I miss Jordan, Pippen, and Rodman on the court at the same time
Allow me to show you how I cram all that Graham
I don't make the first, second, third, or fourth move
Fifth is all me
I have come to realize that I am a God behind the wheel of an automobile
I would be interested to know how many times I've listened to White Pony from start to finish
I fucking. hate. drugs.
and the 80s, but not as much as drugs
I wear pants, shirts and hoodies 2 sizes too big for me
I started going bald at 20
I can't distinguish between scene/hardcore/emo
Gay guys always think I'm one of them
I like artificial grape
I like my natural AC bonus
I like fridge packs of beverages in 6x2 instead of 3x4
I like the X-Files
I'm an expert on relationships that aren't my own
I would like a blue eyed husky pup
I have enough body hair to be James Bond
but not enough ladies
I'mmalootwhore
I'm a stable boy
In that I have control over myself, not that I tend to horses
I rock a Phillips mp3
I lie about the weight I can bench
I looove telling people how much I hate their music
I also love being smarter than people
but I can enjoy the company of somebody smarter than myself
nobody can defeat The Fear using the Mk22 hushpuppy
I get migraines
and have dandruff. but I don't think they're related
I'm a nocturnal creature
"Bitch" doesn't rhyme with "Shit"
11k unbuffed motherfucker
old Windows Media Player is better than Winamp, the new one is shit
I'd be in better shape if more people played Basketball
I think Templeman is a pretty jewish last name
I've never actually been to Inglewood
I talk to myself when I'm home alone
If you blurd thru a durp
h&k usp purchased monday 4/30/07
sundays 6-midnight 89.5
Disregard everything above here about EQ
It's all about the WoW now
I'm quite the flirt when drunk
but girls terrify me when sober
my white shoes have their own toothbrush
I don't have "a type" of girl
Outrospective is a fantastic album
I'd go gay for Louis K.
I'd go gay for Kate W. too
Priests ain't got shit on my mana drain
I go on a massive 311 binge every 6 months or so
I'm glad Jesca bought me Funker Vogt's new album
I'm attracted to girls with chemical dependencies
and I hate chemicals, go figure...
Protein violates the i before e rule
as does eiat my dick
X-Files Season 5 Episode 12 FTW
Cat Allergies FTL
Too much Diet Coke
I am currently learning German
I'm done dating little kids
I'm done working shit jobs
but I'm not done crying like a bitch with a skinned knee and shit
I miss ELFTOR comics
I will drum to Penalty Shot
I found my favorite hat after nearly a year without it
I get bloody noses very easily
MGS3's conclusion is heart-breaking
I'm the grammar Police
Egaas/Huet General Music '99 Piano Project using the F A G keys was ground breaking
I loved the film 'Duma'
I am fascinated by Parkour
I strongly dislike denim but finally broke down and bought a pair of jeans
I need a workout buddy / personal trainer
Floss is amazing. Plaque too.
Wir werden zu den Zähnen bewaffnet
I don't smoke but I asked her for a cigarette
I know it's lame but I haven't got a better one yet
I am an insomniac
King AkAnon is a trend setter
I can't tolerate people who punctuate sentences with 'lol'
I feel like I need one or two nights a week where I dig on some live music in Seattle, I just hate the city
Regressing back to dial-up isn't an option anymore
My watch is clever shit
I use upwards of 3,000 texts a month. Let's shoot for 4k
I want a partner
England is truly a shitty place
Steve Jobs is a fucking asshole
I think Clan of Xymox is completely overrated
I don't eat to live, I live to eat
I see myself living in the Pacific Northwest forever
Everyone is a fan of travelling until they actually do it
The book Dune confused the shit out of me until I saw the movie
Would you buy this?
I don't fail unless I want to
I don't want to
I would lay my life down for a righteous cause in a heartbeat
My upper body strength is inferior
I give my Will Power an A-
Losing things drives me berserker, berserker
I jump at MySpace photo ops like a 16 year old girl
Somebody with a clue needs to go clothes shopping for me - with me
Asteroids do not concern me
I am irresistable to Canadians
Ask me about the Graham Phase
My reputation generally precedes me
My patented dance style is: Shadow Boxer
I communicate with my eyes
I "think all goth chicks are hot"
I have nightmares about blowing my chances at joining the Police
I have four room-mates
I wish ammunition was cheaper, I can't afford to practice with my pistol very often
I'm a fan of Future-Pop
My Jack Daniels boxers match my Combichrist Tshirt
I wish there was more justice in the Criminal Justice system
I love Prego brand Italian Sausage pasta sauce with rigatoni or penne noodles
I think Kanye West is the worst rapper that ever made it big
Ender's Game
"Humanity does not ask us to be happy. It merely asks us to be brilliant on its behalf. Survival first, then happiness as we can manage it."
"Welcome to the human race. Nobody controls his own life, Ender. The best you can do is choose to be controlled by good people, by people who love you."
I don't care if I pass your test, I don't care if I follow your rules. If you can cheat, so can I. I won't let you beat me unfairly - I'll beat you unfairly first.
Perhaps it's impossible to wear an identity without becoming what you pretend to be.
He was a soldier, and if anyone had asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, he wouldn't have known what they meant.
-"Individual human beings are all tools, that the others use to help us all survive."
-"That's a lie."
-"No. It's just a half truth. You can worry about the other half after we win this war."
Sometimes lies were more dependable than the truth.
Heineken