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Dr. Sean-Patrick

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About Me

I'm a writer and a very happy father. I'm also a desk jockey. Yeah.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


"As a libertarian I believe we should have a federal government simple and circumscribed enough to be run by a average, dull, normal American. With George W. Bush we have half the equation in place." - P.J. O'Rourke

Music:

Vampire Weekend, Thelonious Monk, Butthole Surfers, Jazz, Jack Johnson, The Beatles, The Sounds, Muse, Efe, Tegan & Sara, Queen, Bright Eyes, Weezer, Dropkick Murphys, Pink Floyd, The Moldy Peaches, The Band, Eric Clapton, Me First And The Gimmie Gimmies, Punk, DJ Shadow, French rap/hip-hop, Man... Or Astroman?, and Vanessa Carlton.

Movies:

Vincent Price and Richard Linklater.

Television:

I try to watch as little as possible.

Books:

Recently read: "Post Office" by Charles Bukowski; "The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time" by Mark Haddon; "The Hotel New Hampshire" by John Irving; "Moby Dick" by Herman Mellville; "The Stranger" by Albert Camus; "Falling Man" by Don DeLillo; "The Book Of Lost Things" by John Connolly; "Blaze" by Richard Bachman; "The Crying Of Lot 49" by Thomas Pynchon; Currently reading "Until I Find You" by John Irving and "The Night Country" by Stuart O'Nan.

Heroes:

Joseph William Kittinger II, the man who fell to earth ; George Carlin ; Thomas Jefferson

My Blog

i'm high on crackberry

This thing is soo going to bring about my carpal tunnel syndrome even faster.
Posted by Dr. Sean-Patrick on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 05:56:00 PST

Fuck You Penn Jillette

For saying EXACTLY what I've been thinking, only a lot better than I ever could. Bastard.From CNN.com:Editor's note: Penn Jillette -- the larger, louder half of Penn & Teller -- is a magician, comedi...
Posted by Dr. Sean-Patrick on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 07:38:00 PST

Thoughts on Sarah Palin

1) She looks like Tina Fey, only not funny.2) Her name makes me think of Sarah, Plain & Tall.Other than that, just a regular Republican psycho who wants to tell me what to do. ...
Posted by Dr. Sean-Patrick on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:57:00 PST

To Autumn

To Autumn - John Keats 1.SEASON of mists and mellow fruitfulness, Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun; Conspiring with him how to load and bless With fruit the vines that round the that...
Posted by Dr. Sean-Patrick on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 06:38:00 PST

Glorious Beijing Olympics News!

Two Women Sentenced to 'Re-education' in ChinaBy ANDREW JACOBSPublished: August 20, 2008 The New York TimesBEIJING  Two elderly Chinese women have been sentenced to a year of "re-education through la...
Posted by Dr. Sean-Patrick on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:54:00 PST

I Might Vote For Ralph

Wiggum, that is...
Posted by Dr. Sean-Patrick on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 04:56:00 PST

House Resolution 5843

Read It.Tell them you support It.Legalize It....
Posted by Dr. Sean-Patrick on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:22:00 PST

Best Quote From A New York Times Article EVER

"Unless it's a hammer of the nihilist gods aimed at your forehead  not to hammer out justice or a warning or "the common struggle for democracy and economic equality," but to crack your skull open, s...
Posted by Dr. Sean-Patrick on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 06:07:00 PST

Got 58 Hours To Kill?

Drive across America on your computer... I shit you not.
Posted by Dr. Sean-Patrick on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:53:00 PST

First They Came For The Splatterpunks...

Regardless of what you think of his movies (I dig them, fyi), Eli Roth makes a very good point in this from his blog:Hey Everyone,I unplugged for a few weeks to write, and when I went back on line I s...
Posted by Dr. Sean-Patrick on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:20:00 PST