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About Me

I am Lord Zordon The Great of planet Zordon. If you are a feable human please hurry and bow down before me, fore i am your new lord. My home world is one of ruthless order thanks to the greatness of Zordon.Do not ask how i can so well speak your language, such is the greatness of Zordon!

My Interests

Establishing galactic empires. Ruthless behavior. Funny jokes.

I'd like to meet:

All who will hurry to bow before me.

Music:

Queebnu Ti mop, especially their live albums.

Movies:

Any mad maxx movie. he is the only worthy human.

Television:

This is the most dangerous weapon we have created. It works more effectivly and less noticibly than any other form of brain-washing. Don't believe me? YOU DONT EVEN REALIZE! MUHUHAWHAWHAW

Heroes:

My fathers, Zordon. All my people of Zordon. Squirels, for having to put up with over 4000 years of human idiocy and stink. Actually i think anything is my hero as long as it isn't relevantly human, or covered in human stink, not counting recently bathed humans . . . although they technically STILL stink, only less niticibly . . . which is still too much. Anything not human or directly touched, breathed on or hell even thought of by a human. With the exception of myspace . . . which i technically created 300 lightyears ago on Planet Zordon. Wait, i'm my hero.

My Blog

Return from a meeting of the Galactic Star Leauge Council

Dear Earthlings, I know that I have made many promises to completely destroy humanity. I have recieved many email complaints stating that I have not yet destroyed Earth. Stu...
Posted by Zordon on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:49:00 PST

Sleep Dep.

I have returned from a quick trip to Zordon 223 but have not slept for quite a long time. Thus i declare, from this moment until i wake up, peace with humans. Go into your streets, wal-mar...
Posted by Zordon on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:06:00 PST

fast food

Every day people go to fast-food resturaunts to buy quick and cheap meals. It is a necessity that has to be met by the every day consumer. For this very reason i will open my own fast fo...
Posted by Zordon on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 09:28:00 PST

curses

It amazes me how many of you 'humans' find it necissary to curse. I simply drop a nice email to people, letting them know that i am their new leader . . . and i get back masses of mail with curs...
Posted by Zordon on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 09:07:00 PST

My likeness

You humans are starting to get it right. Everywhere i go now i see images of me. Sometimes even in a fighting stance or carrying a jug of alcohol. It is wonderful that you ahve print...
Posted by Zordon on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 02:33:00 PST

Star Gazing isn't just for humans

On my home planet of Zordon the other Zordons and myself often spend our time gazing at the stars around our galaxy. This is something that i have seen humans doing aswell. It is in just...
Posted by Zordon on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 09:02:00 PST

Planet Zordon 6578

Hello people of Planet Zordon 6578, thats you stinky earthlings, as emperor of Zordon, i hearby declare today to be Zordon day. Let it be known across this planet that today's date is that date ...
Posted by Zordon on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 12:47:00 PST

Attention all humans . . .

Harken human worms! I am Zordon from planet Zordon and I am here to emprison earth and turn it into planet Zordon 6578. You would all do well to bow down before me and chant my name to the...
Posted by Zordon on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 04:51:00 PST