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REHAN!

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About Me

Hey there... I'm Ray... I come from North London... I live close to the infamous Finsbury Park mosque, former home to one-eyed hook monster Abu Hamza... As a matter of fact, years ago, when this whole war on terror began i was doing something illegal(hanging kittens) out my window late at night when i saw a massive swat team congregating mere meters away from me! I thought my time was up but luckily they just wanted to ransack a place of worship.... Sticking on the terrorist theme my best friend once called me a "terrorist sympathiser" cos i thought blowing out a Brazillian dudes brains on the tube at point blank range might constitute as being a bit dodgy. Boy did someone have egg on her face. Now before i get shipped off to camp x-ray let me point out that i am not a muslim fundamentalist, am actually an atheist and think blowing up oneself in the name of religion is a rather silly thing to do.... I mean surely you wanna stick around and admire your work? When i grow up i want to be a 1930's private detective in the mould of Philip Marlowe.
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My Interests

Running for buses, not being able to sleep, thinking of lame ideas for novels whilst not being able to sleep, going to work whilst hungover, strange people, self harm, mild terrorism...

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to have a little cotch with Arsene Wenger ( Might've said Thierry but i already met him!), Jerry Seinfeld, Dave Grohl, Rob Van Dam and also Jose Mourinho, but only so the rest of us could be mean to him and make him cry.

Music:

Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Portishead, Lupe Fiasco, Andy C, Cypress Hill, Weezer, Amen, Deftones, Tricky, Amy Winehouse, Green Day, Fresh, Bad Company, Dillinja, The Cure, Tears For Fears, Biggie, Metallica, Ms Lavigne, New Order, DJ Zinc, Arctic Monkeys, Beastie Boys, CSS, The Libertines, Beck, Pendulum, At The Drive-in, Limp Bizkit(I'm sorry), Blur, M.I.A, Frank Sinatra, Eminem(1st album only!!!!!), Pixies, Smashing Pumpkins, Cranberries, Stone Roses, Dizzee Rascal, DJ Friction, High Contrast, Pharcyde, The Police,

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption (Clearly the worlds finest film), True Romance(Close 2nd), Blair Witch Project(Scare-tastic!), Clerks, Rosemarys Baby, Battle Royale, City of God, Spider-Man(, Clueless(yeah and what???) Spirited Away, and lastly the best film i have seen in the last six months Pans Labyrinth...

Television:

Lost, The Shield, 24, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Simpsons, Chris Morris stuff, Peep Show, Charlie Brookers Screen Wipe, Smallville, and the new best thing ever Heroes!!!

Books:

Piers Morgans book is good but he's a tosser. Jurrasic Park is the shit. More to come...

Heroes:

Peter Parker.

My Blog

Weird conversations

So the other day two chavvy-looking birds came into myshop (see what I did there?) and had a look around. Then they came up to me and started asking stupid questions; Chav bird 1: Whats the most expe...
Posted by REHAN! on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 04:14:00 PST