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the monster

I am here for Friends

About Me

Let's see...I eat toddlers. I like to hide behind bushes and then jump out and scare people as they walk by. I really love long walks on the beach and romantic dinners. Dinners of toddlers.

My Interests

Killin and eatin

I'd like to meet:

Maurice Sendak, John Merrick, the fiji mermaid, Charlize Theron

Music:

trip the light fantastic,david bowie, twisted sister, kiss, the dwarves, cheap trick, the new pornographers, sparks, the darkness, neko case, stuff.

Movies:

labyrinth, willie wonka and the chocolate factory, the princess bride, repo man, nightmare before christmas, nightmare on elm street, x-men, giant gila monster, the brain that wouldn't die, wasp woman, dawn of the dead, night of the living dead, evil dead, evil dead 2, army of darkness.

Television:

dead like me

Books:

anything and everything. neil gaiman, connie willis, kurt vonnegut, terry pratchett, douglas adams, stephen king, anything that has words and plot. doesn't have to be a good plot either. or really a plot. biographies are good too.

Heroes:

The Loch Ness Monster

My Blog

So we got a new computer....

And I don't know if I messed something up, or if it just sucks.  I'm leaning towards the suck because I went cheap ass cheap when I bought it.  Either way, there are some problems with the t...
Posted by the monster on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:11:00 PST

So can I have your garbage?

You know how every thing you ever buy comes in a plastic bag?  Like the ones from target and kroger and crap.  Ok I need a bunch of those bags.  I'm super awesome and I want to make som...
Posted by the monster on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:26:00 PST

I'm a married lady!

Thank you everyone who came!  It was a blast for me and I hope you all had tons of fun too!  And yeah...don't make fun of me for the crying thing, it wasn't my fault.  And thank yo...
Posted by the monster on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:30:00 PST

Hey sexy momma, wanna kill all humans?

yeah so...i'm a sad, crazy, emotional girl sometimes.  sorry.
Posted by the monster on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 09:38:00 PST

insomnia

it's 4:30 in the morning.  i can't sleep.  i got about 2.5 hours and that was it.  i think i seriously might have a nervous breakdown.  or atleast cry for a little bit.  this ...
Posted by the monster on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 02:39:00 PST

Help me out people

Umm...I need wedding music.  Like music for the ceremony and for the reception.  We're just loading up my ipod and using that so I can download just about anything, but I don't know what to ...
Posted by the monster on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 01:55:00 PST

I'm on vacation!

seriously.  like 6 days in a row of not working.  i don't know with myself.  anyone want to go to lunch?  or shopping?  or something?  it's day one and i'm allready bored...
Posted by the monster on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 08:37:00 PST

Wanna know something awesome?

I don't have to work tomorrow!  i'm so excited i could cry.  and does anyone out there wear like a size 7 or 7 and a half shoe?  if so do you want some silly stripey slippers i made?&nb...
Posted by the monster on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 05:01:00 PST

anybody want to have dinner with me tonight?

So Joe's going to chicago tonight and i can't go.  So I'll be all alone and bored all night.  Does anyone want to go get some dinner with me?  Preferably somewhere with margaritas? ...
Posted by the monster on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 06:14:00 PST

today.

today i want to make gina happy.  so.  today i got a hot dog for theo's for lunch.  while i was waiting for it i watched this old guy that looked like the guy from the hills have eyes e...
Posted by the monster on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:31:00 PST