About Me

Well we're do i begin? Erm........ i'm made of a poly metal alloy that is skin coloured and have bionic body parts , but i'm keeping that a secret for now! I have 104 friends and they all like me. I like intruding, over-reacting, staring and drinking! I'm a massive 6'6" but will talk to people of different heights and different strokes. And i've had a few strokes in my time i can tell ya!

My Interests

*SOCCER!* Drinking, other stuff and breathing underwater!

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I'd like to meet:

People to dance with at speeds of 104mph or other robots in my area! And any Irish Soft skinned Nymphs called Jenbot! In fact i'd like to meet anyone from my Home World, "RoboHomo7"
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Music:

Ian Brown, Erol Alkan, Super furry Animals, Evil Nine, Adam Freeland, Supergrass, Infadels, Breakbeat, Soulwax, 2 Many Dj's, Charlatans, who made who, GLC, Doves, Beastie Boys, Blur, Lemon Jelly, The Coral, The Stands, The Zutons, Richard Ashcroft, The Prodigy and U.N.K.L.E. AND BLOODY LOADS MORE

Movies:

HIGHLANDER , TWIN TOWN , BACK TO THE FUTURE AND GHOSTBUSTERS

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Television:

Alan Partridge, The Day Today, Bottom, Spaced, The Young Ones, Filthy Rich And Catflap, Office, Monty Python, Garth Merengie, Reeves and Mortimer, Harry hill's tv burp! (genius) Only Fools and Horses, Futurama, Neighbours and channel 5's Brainteaser!
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Books:

Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller and Chariots of the Gods by Erik Von Danikenn

Heroes:

Ian Rush, Rhys Ifans, Steve Coogan, Vic and Bob, Robbie Fowler, Clint Eastwood, Nick Frost and Churm!

My Blog

Robot in Disguise

Hello listeners! Robot here again, i said i'd let you know when i was gonna dress as Jesus and Dance to The Prodigys Out Of Space in the middle of a packed Chester city centre on a saturday afternoon,...
Posted by Robot on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:56:00 PST

Robot returns

The Robot Returns sounds like a futuristic Manchester based soap Pub dunnit? "Ere, Metal Betty series 739? Fancy a swift half down the Robot Returns" Anyway i have returned and shall be blogginging li...
Posted by Robot on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:01:00 PST

WHAT A DAY!

Yesterday was a bit weird.......finished work at 4pm came home and got a text to meet my brother in law at a secret location, well i say secret i actually knew where it was! he said "bring a couple of...
Posted by Robot on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 03:27:00 PST

snow and cider

Just had a bit of a boring weekend like! Stayed in cos i'm out next week and need to save money so i got hammered on saturday night by drinkin 2 bottles of red wine from Lidl and 2 litres of stronbow!...
Posted by Robot on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 04:02:00 PST

Good afternoon to you

Good afternoon readers i aint been out the house today but never the less i promised news and here is some...............news! Jesus wig has been paid for and some sandals have been aquired all i need...
Posted by Robot on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 05:42:00 PST

bloody heck!

BLOODY HECK! Just been down the old "Castaway" for me nine minutes of standing in what looks/feels like a torture chamber from doctor who! Never again mind cos the guy who works there looks like he go...
Posted by Robot on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:30:00 PST

Happy Thursday people!

hey readers today i'm gonna get me one of them tans from the sunbed palace down the road that doubles as a bloody video shop! might get me some dvd's unless i go on for too long and burn my body (agai...
Posted by Robot on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 02:12:00 PST

i'm great

Hello friends how are you all? Just trying out this blog thing! i'm gonna use it to tell you all about my plans for the near future! So if you interested i suggest you stay tuned! See you tomorrow!...
Posted by Robot on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:05:00 PST