Junior

I sell drugs! That seems to be the only thing im good at. I tried out for porn, but farted during the oral scene and was cut that day. Let me see next.... finally i figured out my calling it was the biggest awakening in my life...so i thought. I finally figured out that in my life i was destined to work at a gas station. I loved all the free hook-ups beer soda chips but wasnt gettin payed $hit. I finnaly realized i could capitalize on the situation, I started cuttin keys in the break room and turned that 8itch into a Phuckin pharmacy. Now im livin the life from rags to bitches!!! I wish everyone the best on their search for happiness since mine has ended. And if you believe any of this your as dumb as i thought.