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Jnanabanana

Chew you up and spit you out...

About Me

I'm still a dreamer/idealist searching for her soulmate(s).

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My Interests

My interests are science, politics, law, BDSM, voracious reading, intellegent conversations, volunteerism, skydiving, camping, skinny dipping in the moonlight, posting in net forums, and numerous others. I'm not interested in prima donnas, mustaches (except with goatees), or most types of shellfish. I love children, and I do volunteer work with foster children. If it's in a book, I'm interested in it. Except perhaps... Marketing? :)~ I dunno, just always seems so boring. The art of getting people to buy stuff they don't need. lol.

I'd like to meet:

Sherlock Holmes, so I can ask him how he came back to life with no explaination after Sir Arthur Conan Doyle killed him off. Scooby Doo, so I could find out what a Scooby Snack really is. I mean, seriously, is it a dog biscuit or human food? Shaggy eats them too! I'd like to meet Marilyn Monroe and learn the art of seduction from her. And meet Ronald McDonald. Cause I believe in magic.

Television:

When I can, I watch The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report. I try to catch them at least once a week. Other than that, there are absolutely no other shows that I watch... I hate T.V. .... T.V. ROTS YOUR MIND!!!!!

Books:

I don't read as much as I used to, and that bothers me. Maybe I shouldn't have joined Netflix...

Heroes:

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My Blog

ZEN JUDAISM

This was forwarded to me through Tamara and made me laugh so much that I decided to share. Hopefully everyone who reads it has some knowladge of Tao, Bubbies, and the like, but this one is primar...
Posted by Jnanabanana on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 12:31:00 PST

Some said it couldn’t be done.

The nerdy boy at Comp USA told me I couldn't establish a wireless home network with a PC and a Mac with a Linksys Router, since Linksys won't run it's software on Macs. But having nerded ou...
Posted by Jnanabanana on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 03:18:00 PST

New Years Resolutions, anyone?

We are ten days into the new year, and so far I haven't heard any resolutions from my friends. Am I the only one with aspirations of self-improvement for '08, or just the only one who talks about them...
Posted by Jnanabanana on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:13:00 PST

Leaving for Israel

Off to NYC in an hour, then leaving for Israel on the 30th. Those of you who would like to email me there, or see pictures from the first 10 days (after that the program ends, but I'll be there for an...
Posted by Jnanabanana on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 03:13:00 PST

Booty Call Application

BOOTY-CALL APPLICATION Name_____________________ Age____ Phone(____)_______ Occupation________________________________ Height_____ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often (c...
Posted by Jnanabanana on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:24:00 PST

Israel

Well, the semester is winding down and I'm getting more and more excited about my trip to Israel. After the program ends, and I no longer have an armed medic escorting me everywhere, I can only hope I...
Posted by Jnanabanana on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:55:00 PST

short nonsense, e e cummings style

I am apt to forget As tides turn and birds fly Whatever you tell me When stars crossing and sun sky   Smile at me and I'll smile at you One by one and two by two Heaven sent and bluest blue You k...
Posted by Jnanabanana on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 03:35:00 PST

A blog

Well, summer is here, folks. Most of the people who read this blog already know my summer plans, but for those who don't and would for some reason still be interested... I'm taking at least a couple ...
Posted by Jnanabanana on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:55:00 PST

Morning Mourning

Morning Mourning       This is where my soul Goes in mourningToWatch the sunriseIn the morningOn this rock isWhere I sit andStare at nothingIAm holding your handBut you dont feel meJust...
Posted by Jnanabanana on Sun, 07 May 2006 06:12:00 PST

Lost Heart

Here I lost my heart one dayWhile coming to these shores to playI took it out for just a whileAnd left it here upon this isleI walked along this rocky wallI thought I heard the sirens callI wandered o...
Posted by Jnanabanana on Thu, 04 May 2006 11:39:00 PST