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About Me

i'm a big old fatty. my hero is CHUNK from the goonies. i like to do the truffle shuffle. i am the epitome of geek. i am a retired military brat. i was born in the philippines, so let the teasing ensue. i like to rent dvds and copy them.. sue me. i wear preppy clothes most of the time i go out. polo and lacoste. i own pink shirts, and i wear em... got a problem?my deodorant smells good, as does my shaving cream. my room is a mess and my laundry is scattered in my closet. i don't wanna grow up, i'm a toys r us kid. i own nearly 350 dvds, it's a sad sad life. it's all about hd-dvds and blu rays now.. DAMN! i AM a myspace h0r and a recovering friendster addict. i own a 2004 nissan sentra 1.8s. my wallet is empty, as is my brain. i took an IQ test once, i'm 2 points away from being a genius. movies are my passion, but i don't own the dvd the passion. i am a hopeless romantic, but i've never been in a relationship. i have a degree, but my job does not require any knowledge. i've lived in hawaii, the philippines, and san diego. i don't care what you say, nice guys finish last. i speak proper english, most of the time. i'm not a fan of mainstream hip hop, so i listen to easy listening. for someone 24, i feel like i'm a retired old fart. contrary to popular belief, a farrington graduate CAN read. i like to eat eat eat, apples and bananas. enthusiasm is contageous... SOMEONE GET PENICILIN!!!!don't be surprised to find me with my digital camera all the time. i'm a moderator for a music, movies and tv forum. i think i'm becoming an alcoholic, i'm already a regular at a bar. i play darts. TRIPLE! TRIPLE! BULLSEYE!!! i'm a new golfer, my golf clubs kick ass. federal agent jack bauer can kick anyone's ass. ANYONE. my name is hiro nakamura, i am from the future. browncoat till the day i die. jabbawockeez and kaba modern for the mother fucking win. i fight decepticons. one day, i will be the greatest jedi that ever lived

My Interests

Music:

almost anything...

Movies:

Television:

Heroes:

God; Peter Griffin; Federal Agent Jack Bauer; Michael Rosenbaum; Captain Malcom Reynolds; River Tam; Clark Kent; Ari Gold

My Blog

04.19.08 the platinum rule

today, i did probably the bravest or the dumbest thing in a while... ... i asked out the girl who cuts my hair. yeah yeah, people think it isn't a big deal, but for me... i almost NEVER ask someone ou...
Posted by chris on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:15:00 PST

10.18.06 boredom

_____About You_________001: Real Name - cruztopher002. Nickname - retard003. Single or taken - all alone004. Zodiac Sign - taurus005. Male or Female - i have 3 legs. my left and my right.... and my gi...
Posted by chris on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:16:00 PST

02.01.06 my ideal woman...

MY iDEAL WOMAN so down to the nitty gritty.... communication is the key.. sure it sounds cliche and all, but it's true. (ALL CLICHE STATEMENTS ARE TRUE).. i want to be able to carry a lengthy, mea...
Posted by chris on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 11:35:00 PST

10.22.04 nice guys finish last

A wise man once told me, "As a man, you have to die once in order to live." I never fully appreciated his advice, nor did I understand it until I experienced it firsthand. From that time on, I underst...
Posted by chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

09.20.04 who?!

fill this out... thanks1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Descr...
Posted by chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

09.06.04 what a weekend / myspace pics

dope ass weekend...-oceans on thursday (kinda blah)-went to dinner and drinking with friends on friday-went to tailgating at the UH game on saturday (fucked up game)-myspace party on sundayi haven't b...
Posted by chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST