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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:
Your title is: The High Grand Poobah
Your symbol is: a crown, because, um, you wear one
You rule from: a mountaintop mansion
At your side is: your trained cheetah, Speedy - go fetch me a soda!
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all: sexy elves with swords
Your most popular law is: No-pants Fridays
Your least popular law is: Banning of people being better-looking than you
Your worst enemy is: Johnny Depp - possibly hotter than you in good light
Your popularity rating is:: 2%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 12%
Quiz created with MemeGen !If you can only go as far as your highest level of incompetency, I've peaked.I'm the Photography Editor of The Mass Media, the independent student paper @ UMass Boston. I'm also the Entetainment Editor, System Administrator, Distribution Manager, Staff Columnist, and Staff Writer. I spend way to much time in my office avoiding work (Denez please ignore the previous sentence). I live in south east (aka Bumfuck) Mass. but spend all my time in Boston. I'm double majoring in Art/Political Science (say it's not a real science and I'll hurt you Sam). I am also the Treasurer of Jobian's SocietyI can be reached at: [email protected]

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The Pope is dead. Long live the Pope.

My Blog

Rob Corddry Hates Everyone, Even You!

At the end of Rob Cordry's Daily Show Special Report, Racist Like Me, a list of everyone Rob hates scrolls up the screen at a nearly unreadable pace. However I have found a list of every group and per...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:09:00 GMT

Tony sinclair Revealed...

...Or maybe not. The official Mass Media Hard Fact Finding Team (or at least one of us) has completed an indepth study on the background of Tony Sinclair, the Tanqueray pitchman. The Results: INCO...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 07:57:00 GMT

Shadow Hearts II: Covenant Revisited

I reviewed this game for the Mass Media last semester, this game made the top ten worst games of the year list put out yearly by a religious organization. I had assumed that this game had made the lis...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 10:25:00 GMT

Star Wars is Anti-Semetic

The Star Wars prequels (Episodes I, II, and III) have an anti-semetic message for it's veiwers.  Stay with me for a minute, the republic is fighting the Seperatist Confederacy. The two member gro...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jun 2005 12:48:00 GMT

A Public Service announcement

-Public Service Announcement-The Following Public Service announcement was paid for by Joe's Crematorium. Joe's Crematorium, you kill'em we grill'em.The following people and things are dead:-Punk Rock...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Apr 2005 08:11:00 GMT

Deep thoughts and contemplations

I wish random people on the internet would stop trying to make my penis bigger. Trust me, it's plenty big enough. In other news I'm contemplating discontinuing my video game review in the Mass M...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Mar 2005 13:22:00 GMT

9/11 The Musical

I have decided to try and write 9/11 the musical. It will be a romantic comedy about the forbiden love between a building and an airplane and the Suadi Arabian who brought them together. I'm looking...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Dec 2004 18:02:00 GMT