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denez!

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About Me

how could hell be any worse?if you absolutly need to email me, you can do so at: capndenez@gmail[dot]com (obviously replace [dot] with a . cuz i fear spam.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

french girls:let's shake some action.------------------------------------

Blog
PLEASE PLEASE PLEAS! read my other blog. im trying to post some rare music for download, and other interesting things. sure its real lame so far, but i have to invest more time with it. but here it is in the mean time:

My Blog

junk pissing contest!!!

hay, I was just thinking about all the crap I have - A lot, if you didn't know it all ready. Yep, I'm a crap collector. does this look familiar: no!! it's not my living room, unfortunately. But it's p...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 11:02:00 GMT

show your love: buy me MADBALLS

I know, I have no real friends and no one loves me and that you all just put up with me cuz I've got a sweet fine ass. Well, lets suppose you actually like me, how would you prove it?By buying me stuf...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:15:00 GMT

Mysteries of the Denez revealed!!!

im not sure exactly why, but i decided to "google" my name. Sure of done this several times before, but usualy all i get returned is results about Denez Prigent, some lame-o french singer. So this tim...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 14:55:00 GMT

Nick Beef mystery: revealed

since the only reason i changed my name was because John Kane hacked into my page and alterted my name to something like "i heart penis", and so i was forced to temporarily change my name to Nick Beef...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 14:55:00 GMT

Bush family: minions of SATAN?!?!?

not to get all political and what not but seriously, this is wierd. a quick google search for "bush horns" brings up a bit too many interesting results: and here's dan quayle. not sur...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 16:00:00 GMT

the daily show's secret gay jokes... revealed

so on last night's the Daily Show (Nov 29th), there was a segment on New Jersey's new motto "We'll Win You Over". It was done by one of the rotating cast of new guys, this time it was Jason Jones. Her...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 23:08:00 GMT

fuck myspace i've got makeoutclub

...actualy makeoutclub sucks. but i was messing around on google (which by the way ownes it own myspace-like network service called orkut it's invite only so don't get too excited) when i came across ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 17:14:00 GMT

Neil Young's bad reputation and the worse albums that caused it

While looking at the Pitchfork's The Worst Album Covers of All Time list, I came across an intersing little entry about a one Neil Young and his so called "experimental years" of the early 1980's. Th...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 22:05:00 GMT

two examples of fine young Americans

- Dock Ellis, psychedelic pitcher - During the late 1980s in my hometown of Cincinnati, Ohio, there was a cool band called Dock Ellis. Their music was good but I liked their name even better. Dock...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 21:53:00 GMT

why rockstars love to hate women

i was looking for fat pictures of ozzy to respond to drew about ozzy's soccer mom phase. instead, i found these cool pictures of ozzy and some naked girls. i was going to put them in with my myspace p...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 14:58:00 GMT