Dani Californ!a [NP][FTO] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

FHS
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five.
NJIT
Won_
three.
thugs and/or wanna be thugs don't impress me
i don't care if you rap;
my brother's better than you at anything you could throw at me, so you couldn't impress me in a million years
i don't know what kinda girl is impressed by you saying "waz good" or "let me get at you" or on that note, lets you call her "shorty" but you must be out your damn mind if you think that's me.
i'm not your nigga, nigger
i'm not your mother, don't call me "ma"
and i sure as hell don't know your dumbass well enough for me to feel anything but CREEPY in you calling me "sexy".
my name's "DANIELLE"you stupid peice of shit. get a fuckin' clue.
i'm not gonna add you 'cause you're whoring yourself around myspace to other attractive young ladies and hoochies and you think i wanna be another girl on your list.
sadly for you, i have way too much self respect to just be another pretty face for you to impress your friends with when they look at your myspace
i WILL flag any messages sent to me that piss me off as "ABUSE/SPAM". i have ZERO tolerance for assholes; don't test me.
National Product - Sean's Song

Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake - A Special Christmas Box
but i digress...
i snowboard, swim, play field hockey, golf, & volleyball, football
i can't fight for shit
if i can't kick your ass, i'll just call the cops on you :] i'm a horrible multi-tasker
i have the attention span of a 5 year-old
...and the lung capacity of a 2 year-old
i do much better hangin' with the guys than hangin' with the girls
i suck ass at halo 2, but that wont stop me from playing
i'm probably the most inexperienced person when it comes to most things...
but i give GREAT advice on everything...it's magic
i'm picky as hell
i'm much more approachable than you think i am-if you're not an asshole
i only seem like an uptight bitch cause i wanna keep a high face value :]
i'm better than your girlfriend, but you'll never know that because you're white and i'm not
i wanna be a collegiate cheerleader
i'm a lot deeper than you'd think
i'm probably the most open-minded person you'll ever meet
i do 80s dance moves in public
i can't dance for shit
i wear my heart on my sleeve
i can be really, absurdly perverted
but i'm the picture of innocence
...just don't look at that picture ;x
in general, i hate black people
but i love awesome people, and awesomness is color-blind
"awesomness" is a word, 'cause i say so i get 90% of my knowledge from television; true story
i wanna know how to drive a golf ball 150 yards
i can hit a golf ball 20 yards :D
i truly want to be a perfect tv mom one day
...except the fact that i can only cook like 5 things
i LOVE Hollister CO.
i don't have an ass
i'm the worst snowboarder alive
i john mayer, even if he's a gay
i lance bass
i'm pretty sure i'm smarter than you
this is my friend, Brian. i'm his favorite :] he's 6'4 and would gladly kick your ass if i asked him to :D
he's my faaaaaaaavorite!
oh..and if you need me, instead of being a productive member of society, i'll be on AIM..
but too many gross pervs decide to IM me, so message me for my AIM name if i know you or know *of* you. if i didn't add you, then i clearly don't know of you.
KTHANX ! BYE
You Belong in San Diego
Laid back and friendly, you were meant to live most of your life on the beach.
You usually think everything is "all good"... except when the weather dips under 60F.
You stay classy - especially when you're in Tijuana! Where Does Your Inner Californian Belong?
You are dependable, popular, and observant. Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness. In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.You are unique, creative, and expressive. You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while. And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming! The World's Shortest Personality Test

that's hot. i pwn.

My Interests

snowboarding, swimming, field hockey, volleyball, football, listenin to music that doesn't suck ass *cough Hilary Duff cough*, watching tv, playing video games, avoiding sleep, designing buildings, chillin with my fhs hoes, or hangin out with my nephew Jason "the power ranger" and my niece Aja "misery". i love to watch football, basketball, hockey, bmx, snowboarding, and golf...and everything i put under the "television" section..obviously.

i'm ALPHA of Alpha Beta Omega...

and i'm Cousin Danny in the Irish Italian Hungarian "Family". we own a pub & a fine italian restaurant

You're Betty Grable!

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you're the cutie! you look adorable just by sitting
there and doing absolutely nothing! boop boop
be doop!

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I'd like to meet:

YOU

AND ANYONE WHO OWNS A HUMMER!

FUCK YOU AND YOUR H2!!!!
*gives Hummer owners the SU-FI *

"The H2 is a gas guzzler. Because it has a gross vehicle weight rating over 8500 lbs, the US government does not require it to meet federal fuel efficiency regulations. Hummer isn't even required to publish its fuel economy (owners indicate that they get around 10 mpg for normal use). So while our brothers and sisters are off in the Middle East risking their lives to secure America's fossil fuel future, H2 drivers are pissing away our "spoils of victory" during each trip to THE GROCERY STORE. The H2 is a polluter. Based on G.M.'s optimistic claim that it gets 13 mpg, an H2 will produce 3.4 metric tons of carbon emissions in a typical year, nearly double that of G.M.'s Chevrolet Malibu sedan. "

hummers are for douchebag republican American soldier-hating, planet killers who suck at life.

Music:

Aaliyah
Adam Sandler
Andrea Bocelli
Aqualung
Ashlee Simpson
Basement Jaxx
Bing Crosby
Black Eyed Peas
Blink 182
Bob Marley and the Wailers
Bowling for Soup
Brad and Ben
Britney Spears (pre-Federline)
BT
Bubba Sparxxx
Chingy
Chris Brown
Ciara
Coldplay
Common
Dave Matthews Band
D12
Dr. Dre
Duran Duran
Eminem
Fabolous
Fall Out Boy
FM Static
Franz Ferdinand
Gavin DeGraw
Good Charlotte
Green Day
Gwen Stefani Gym Class Heroes
Harry Mancini
Hoobastank
Jamie Cullum
Jason Mraz
Jay-Z
JC Chasez
Jesse McCartney
Jimmy Eat World
John Mayer
Justin Timberlake
Kanye West
Korn
Ludacris
Maroon 5
mcchris
Michael Jackson
Missy Elliot
Miles Davis
Motion City Soundtrack
My Chemical Romance
Nat King Cole
National Product
Nigels 11
No Doubt
Nsync
Over It
Rhianna
Robin Thicke
Rooney
Ryan Cabrera
Sean Paul
Smokey Robinson
Snoop Dogg
Stevie Wonder
Sublime
Sum41
T.I.
Tenacious D
The Beatles
The Donnas
The Killers
The Monkees
The Offspring
The White Stripes
The Ying Yang Twins
Toni Braxton
Tupac
U2
uNiQK/Yung Neek (my brother Martin )
Usher
Weezer
Whitney Houston
Yellowcard

Movies:

12 Monkeys
40 Year-old Virgin
A League Of Their Own
Airplane
Alfie (2004)
American Pie
American Wedding
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
Animal Crackers
Apollo 13
Bachelor Party
Baseketball
Big
Big Daddy
Billy Madison
Boondock Saints
Bubble Boy
Caddyshack
Catch Me If You Can
Clerks
Clueless
Conspiracy Theory
Dodgeball
Donnie Darko
Double Dynamite
Duck Soup
Dumb and Dumber
Elf
Ferris Bueller's day off
Fight Club
Finding Nemo
Forrest Gump
Friday
Goodfellas
Grind
Harold & Kumar go to white castle
How to Lose A Guy in 10 days
Joe vs. the Volcano
Lucky Number Slevin
Money Pit
Monkey Business
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Napoleon Dynamite
Next Friday
Ocean's 11 (2001)
Ocean's 12
Office Space
Old School
Orange County
Police Academy
Pulp Fiction
Road Trip
Saved
Shaun Of The Dead
Shrek2
Signs
Sleepless in Seattle
Spiderman
Spiderman 2
Team America: World Police
That Thing You Do
The Bourne Identity
The Break Up
The Children's Hour
The Day After Tomorrow
The Girl Next Door
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
The Notebook
The Seven Year Itch
The Talented Mr. Ripley
The Whole 9 Yards
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Water Boy
Wedding Crashers
X-Men
X-Men 2
You've Got Mail

Television:

WhichGriffin are you?
8th & Ocean
12 oz. Mouse
American Chopper
America's Next Top Model
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Attack Of The Show
Best Damn Sports Show Period
Best Week Ever
BlowOut
Brainiac
Chappelle's Show
Cold Pizza
Crank Yankers
Designing for the Sexes
Drake and Josh
Dr. 90210
Entourage
E.R.
Family Guy
Flip That House
Friends
Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law
Home Improvement
Home Movies
In a Fix
Laguna Beach
Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List
Mad TV
Meet The Barkers
Mind of Mencia
Monster House
Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica
Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
Reba
Reno 911
Robin & Co.
Robot Chicken
Psych
Property Ladder
Saved by the Bell
Scrubs
Simple Life
South Park
Stankervision
Stella
Teen Titans
That 70's show
The Ashlee Simpson Show
The Boondocks
The Brak Show
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Drew Carey Show
The Loop
The Oblongs
The O.C.
The Real World
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
The Weather Channel
Trigger Happy TV
Vh1 top 20 countdown
Viva La Bam
Wonder Showzen
X-Play
You Are...
Frylock!
You're the true leader of the Aqua Teens. You are wise and powerful, unlike your teamates, who are always getting into trouble. You keep everyone in line without pushing people around.
Which "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" character are you??
You scored as Frylock. You are a nerd and you
live with morons; deal with it

Frylock

100%

Ingingnokt

95%

Meatwad

75%

Carl

70%

Err

60%

Master Shake

60%
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Books:

Catcher in the Rye (which should've been made into a Ryan Philippe movie)
Jane Eyre
Madea's uninhibited commentaries on life and love
Rich Dad, Poor Dad
To Kill a Mocking Bird
The Great Gatsby
The Shining
Why I Committed Suicide

they're the only books I've ever seriously read and enjoyed (franklin township summer reading program is absolute bullshit)..besides "The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley"...
but books are inferior to me...for i am a robot...

Are you a robot?
YES! You are a robot of destruction!
You will crush anyone or anything in your path
with missles and lasers and other cool things.
You're one badass hunk of metal.

Heroes:

people who stand up for themselves and speak their mind, people who stand up for others, people who beat the odds, people who inspire others to do great things, people who use *intelligent* words to make other people feel stupid- to stand up for themselves, people who help me understand my fellow man, and people who are so awesome i can't fathom the magnitude of it..cause i'm from Franklin and this place feeds on intelligence...and replaces it with a drink in 1 hand and sneakers that match your t-shirt..

"You know what...and it's like...you just make me...uggggrrrhhhh!! Just look at my finger and you'll know man!! You know what suck my back!! Suck my back! Suck my back! AHHHH!!....AHH ha nope.. uhh nope..AHHHH!!! OOOHHHHHHH!!"

And if you don't know from this, you deserve the finger sir.
you deserve the SU-FI!!!

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My Blog

timberlake's sexyback club tour- last show

justin timberlake gives the greatest concert EVER...done without pyro and stage props, that is...that isn't john mayer..unless you count a bottle of coors light, and a water bottle as stage props.howe...
Posted by [NP] Dani Beef on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 10:51:00 PST

jesus isn't real.

not as you know him anyhow.. i knew it. otherwise, howcome only catholics and jews can "prove" any of this shit happened? it's a scam for money. a religion where money pays off your sins and...
Posted by [NP] Dani Beef on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:18:00 PST

101 ways to be a better asshole :]

Argue with everybody. Touch the paintings at the museum. Get hysterical. Threaten law suits. Insinuate, implicate and insist. If you got it, flaunt it. Eat produce at the grocery store and don'...
Posted by [NP] Dani Beef on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:00:00 PST

slutty = attention!

nice...i change my default picture and everyone wants to be my friend. 's funny, i only did it cause i listened to pink's song "stupid girls" way too many times..and well, you can just look at myspa...
Posted by [NP] Dani Beef on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 10:25:00 PST

what the fuck is that??

wtf is with people and buying new shit and covering it with paint and nonsense and scraping it off to make it look old and "antiquated"? "honey, let's put wax on our new wood table, paint over it whi...
Posted by [NP] Dani Beef on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 02:48:00 PST

EXCLUSIVE!

HOT OFF THE SUCCESS OF HER SINGLE "WE BELONG TOGETHER," ISLAND DEF JAM IS RELEASING A NEW CD OF BALLADS BY POP STARLET MARIAH CAREY. "IT'S A SWEET COLLECTION OF SONGS," SAYS A LABEL REP "WHICH IS WHY ...
Posted by [NP] Dani Beef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm a MEGA ho now?

Carlo923: this MEGAHODaleyGrind05: THIS HO!DaleyGrind05: EW!!!!!DaleyGrind05: i'm so badCarlo923: EWDaleyGrind05: lol...did you get my text?Carlo923: YESDaleyGrind05: *grins*DaleyGrind05: i'm so bad.....
Posted by [NP] Dani Beef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

me and carlo are just too fucking funny

Carlo923 (1:38:14 AM): i love lightning Auto response from DaleyGrind05 (1:38:14 AM): my short attention span led me to stop paying attention to aim and probably my entire computer. if it's important,...
Posted by [NP] Dani Beef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ripped this off Jess cause i...felt like it.

current:" outfit: the tight army green cami i had under my polo from case's party last night and my heart boxers...was so sleepy...got half undressed." hairstyle: out and wild. thank god for who ever ...
Posted by [NP] Dani Beef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i should be in bed...but i'm doin b*rad's survey

good decision, right? right. Current mood: eh...math homework blows. who gives 9 homework assignments at once?...and 20 pages of work? damnit. DAMN IT ALL!My name is: Danielle Ashley Angus. Got Beef?I...
Posted by [NP] Dani Beef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST