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jambon

I am here for Friends

About Me

if you dont alredy know me its proberly because i hate you or you hate me or your [email protected] if you dont mind, duck quack quack goose honk honk.wana buy a gun ??? J DOGGS MY MAIN MAN HIS POSSIES PRETTY LUSH AS WELL . would you like another chip you better watch out tow truck tow truck fuck the news and kill trevor sorry i cant afford to buy you a drink but you can have a bit of my pratargia and rum if you want.

lets get red !!!!

are they traffic wardens or law inforcers of the universe can you please stop that its pretty actually quite minging. coz of hate. you shouldnt sniff the snot will get in your brain. no no no. big bushy bierd you should just be an entrapeneur like me tweaking you know you could bite a cow. fuck it chicks dig that shit. cracker jack just bought myself a fucking curry didnt i. i kill you whino !!! erm erm speed camera oh no oh no how much is it. can of water, pint of beans. bo your rhymes are tight for a honkie holy bones bitch on a pension suck my dong passionate about chicken , check us out. FUCK OFF !!!! ketterings going free range. fuck knows i got you babe honking on your crackpipe. crack whores and skag hags all day long it was so loud. like 150 decibles. yeah like easily. chicken beef flowers A GHOST lets hug some ducks sobes up oh oh son just found myself a niche i just went to the till and bought this ruler. board tink on that rail

I'M DAMM PROUD TO BE AN ALPHA DOG!
woof! woof!
STICK IT TO THE MAN!

im not really i just do it to make spencer happy. ..

My Interests

weekends

Music:

bloc party,kasabian, the klaxons, arctic monkeys, the subways, the strokes, oasis, the gossip,the kooks, the killers, the kaiser chiefs, justice,daft punk, white stripes, the ordinary boys, athlete, the zutons, johnny cash, the foo fighters, the flaming lips, phatom planet, the babyshambles, jamie t, the futureheads, the raconteurs, the libertines, razorlight, The Fratellis, the view, the rapture, sunshine underground, the little ones, the rumble strips, the wombats, blood red shoes, css, hadouken, digitilism

Movies:

love story, shawshank redepemption, school of rock, dodgeball, cinderalla man, braveheart, the great escape, get rich or die tryin

Television:

mighty boosh, green wing, only fools and horses

Books:

the jolly postman, mr nice, city of god

Heroes:

j dogg and his mad possy sgt slipper the gay egg maddog snake eyes that blonde mess L.J