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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


APHEX YHERRRR APHEX!
THE NAME IS BLAND!SORRY YES ITS MY FATHER U PROBABLY KNOW.I AM OBSEESSED WITH MACLOT ON BREAD AND HICK IN UR MOUTH! I now plan to enter the world of comedy for a year or more, until i go to university to become an engineer. I believe that i am hilarious and therefore i often i get this strange sensuality whereby i feel the need to feel myself to check that i really do exsist and the pure comical life i live in is infact true. Just got a job at TK MAXX, allowing me to talk to all the handbags and speak to every smelly olde women whom blatently wants to look like their grand daughter and believes the way to do this is through a new hat! I am determined to make this year special and therefore are planning a number of trips to my friends around the country so that i can sleep on their floors and catch all thier diseases, but really just to irritate them and remind them of why they moved away from me. I have decided to play the guitar this year as well, maybe learning a few notes so i can play hot cross buns consisting of the notes ABC. You will always find me in kettering one day of the week getting extremely off my face, its nt cool its not clever, but it happens when ur 18, and i do not intend to grow up for a while. Whatever u hear on here im a christian and altho i often sin with my bad witt and unmoral lifestyle, i figured i should give the old guy a mention on here.
neway love to kettering, love to barton seagrave, love to warkton lane, and love to BLAND.

My Interests

most interests u a boy, a toy and a whole lot of noise haha.

I'd like to meet:

i want a bit of abuse. stop crying mich u big baby

Music:

what is this music u talk about. i like a bit of electronica a mix between elephants and an egyptian goddess. oh and i like 90's pop cnt beat it, a nice midori and lemonade and a bit of 90's pop in my room and ill have wet knickers haha.Became recently obsessed with cleopatra and billie piper, fuking bad!

Movies:

MOVIES ON MANEATERS, MURDERERS, PROBLEM FAMILIES, BUSINESS WOMEN and home movies. o and i like american psycho which fits into pretty much all these categories.

Television:

life on mars.neighbours. i dont rely watch tele that much because i like to think i have a life instead i get off on chess, cards and all things logical like keying cars, and grafitting ur face!

Books:

favourite is probs keeping faith and i like books on black history biograpghys

Heroes:

JESUS AND ONLY JESUS. in terms of people whom i think r good at what they do. i wud say conor oberst,thom yorke, michelle williams,tupac, lauren hill, roni size,B,jork and probs a few others but doing this profile step by step

My Blog

DAVIDS POEM

DAVIDS POEM A TRUE SHAKESPEARE!: TWAS NOT ME WHO BIT YOUR TOESO STOP SLEEPING AROUND YOUR LITTLE HOEYOUR RUDEY IS SOLELY FOR MY KNOBSO STOP ARGUING RIGHT NOW AND TIME FOR A BLOW JOB, HAHA...
Posted by sort it out bland on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:31:00 PST