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Storm

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Why seek to identify With one who will defy All attempts at comprehension?However, I shall comply And try to satisfy If you contain your apprehension.With the endless Self I've baptized, Beyond space and time realized, Hidden dimensions crystallized.Worlds within worlds are what I see, Everywhere a metaphorical tree, Whose branches extend into infinity.I've experienced Being and Nothingness, Together, Beyond contradiction. Behold my benediction.And yet I sometimes feel That I've experienced Far too much. Such is my fate. Pray I don't sate.Look deep into my eyes. You still don't recognize me? I'm not surprised.Try as you might, You'll only see depths, But no bottom in sight.

My Interests

Cars, Motorcycles, Snowboarding, Clubbing, Rock Climbing and Rapelling, and Women. But if I could find a "Woman" that likes to do all that stuff too... I'm really interested in that. Woooo Baby!

I'd like to meet:

All my friends on MySpace.com

Music:

Anything but country... Yes! I mean anything...

Movies:

Any movie she wants to "see"... Even if it really sucks.

Television:

I really don't watch TV much... I enjoying having some form of a life. I know people that could recite an entire week of what's in a TV guide (Show's, Times, & Channels) without opening one up... That's scary! These people usually are kinda chunky, slow moving folks that seem to get great burst of speed running to get their Pot Pies out of the microwave between commercials. Can you say "Couch PO-TA-TO"... If I ever get like that... It's time to just shoot me. Live life and stop watching others act one out. DUH!

Books:

Yeah... This "Home Boy" can read.

Heroes:

She is.(You know who you are. *Wink*)

My Blog

How to Poop at work... (For those that don't know... )

HOW TO POOP AT WORK **** Instructional Information **** We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As m...
Posted by Storm on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

STAGES OF DRUNKENESS

* Please take a momment and give props to my home boy "Wilyhem" for the following information....* Stage 1 -- Smart This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and ...
Posted by Storm on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What every woman needs to know about MEN.... (Full Disclosure...)

*** Note: the following information has been deemed UNCLASSIFIED by the M.W.A(Males World Alliance). Our Special Agent WILYHEM of the G16 Global Secrets Section under the No Secrets Act has cleared th...
Posted by Storm on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Soooo..... Who wants a SHOT of ME???

Vodka ?? Which Alcoholic Drink Are You ?? brought to you by Quizilla And you know thissss...... MAN!!!!! lol...
Posted by Storm on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work

If many of you are anything like me work is something you really don't look forward to waking up to in the mornings. But ya kinda hafta dontcha? Yeah... We work cuz we as human beings needs things l...
Posted by Storm on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Females vs Males..... (Why the other sex is CrAzY....)

FEMALE vs Male 1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they wi...
Posted by Storm on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Choosing a life partner

To my single friends: I did not write this, but this is definitely something to think about. Choosing a life partner should never be based on love. Though this may sound not politically correct,...
Posted by Storm on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST