Aqua Teen Hunger Force shuts down Boston |
Among its ranks, the Aqua Teen Hunger Force counts a cranky milkshake, a snarling box of French fries, a blob of ground beef, and two moon creatures called Mooninites. This gaggle of an Unhappy Meal s...
Posted by The Puritan on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 02:04:00 PST |
Dear Vatican (THIS IS PURELY FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY) |
Dear Vatican,
As an outsider looking in I believe that I have a few strategies that will help you in your quest to gain new members.
1: Reach out to other religions: Ive been told that Muslims don't e...
Posted by The Puritan on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST |
I'm glad these two have their priorities straight |
CHICAGO -- Chicago school teacher Colleen Pavelka knows how much her husband loves the Bears. Apparently, she loves him even more.Colleen chose to have the birth of their second child induced a few da...
Posted by The Puritan on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:26:00 PST |
Bowl updates Or Why I'm not an analyst for ESPN |
Ok folks the main part of bowl season is over and my predictions were...less then stellar. Here is a humble start to the new year.
The Hawaii Bowl: Hawaii v Arizona State. My prediction was that Hawai...
Posted by The Puritan on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:31:00 PST |
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year |
No I'm not talking about Christmas. I am talking about that wonderful time of year known as College Football Bowl Season. It started a few days ago with Northern Illinois getting beheaded by #25 ranke...
Posted by The Puritan on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:02:00 PST |
Ignorance |
Below are a few quotes on the subject of Ignorance. Enjoy!
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. Author: Mark Twain
We can easily forgive a child who i...
Posted by The Puritan on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:56:00 PST |
I am now....a Married Man |
IT was a beautiful night! Will write more when I have time ;)
CJ
Posted by The Puritan on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:38:00 PST |
The Wedding |
Alright well saturday was our wedding and it couldnt have gone any better then it did. It was without a doubt the most perfect night Ive ever seen (or been a part of). Julia looked amazing and my best...
Posted by The Puritan on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:39:00 PST |
I had so much fun writing this |
Today I..ve decided that I..m going to go off on a few things. I don..t mean that clown we have for a president or Iraq or any other relevant issue in today..s world. No, instead I..m going to skewer ...
Posted by The Puritan on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:56:00 PST |
Bo Schembechler 1929-2006 R.I.P |
Friday November 17, former University of Michigan Head football coach Bo Schembechler died of heart failure. Apparently, while on the set of his weekly college football show Big Ten Ticket, Bo collaps...
Posted by The Puritan on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:40:00 PST |
