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Clazie

Don't serve the time, let the time serve you - P.H.

About Me

Born in Dallas, raised in Dallas, live in Dallas.....I compare myself to Brer Rabbit and the Briar Patch, and a few people I know could probably relate. I have lived in the north and overseas for a short period. Traveling, helping others and music are my passions, there are some other things I love, but those are the three big ones. I'm a little different, always been that way and don't see me ever really changing that and I don't want to change that either. I like literature (I know that's like saying I like food, but it's something that would have to be discussed).Stewardess, I speak jive.... "Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em. Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em"...Layout Provided By CodeMyLayout.com - Myspace Layouts

My Interests

THINGS I LIKE: Writing, traveling and some day I will hopefully be able to write and then travel about it (haha) Skiing, scuba diving, things that get me out of the city or out of the country, otherwise I like my house. I like jumping into and off of things. Tigers. Computers. Music. Watching people and trying to figure out at what point humanity will intellectually collapse in on itself. Trying to figure out why the majority of the people the majority of the time do STUPID SHIT!! I think there has been a breakdown in society in general, people in that "LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME" mode all the time, really gets annoying. This whole "spikey-half-mohawk-half-bedhead- bullshit-pretty-boy-hipster haircut" CRAP has GOT to GO... I think its the new mullet (which made a short come back)and people are going to look back at pictures and think to themselves "man I sure did look like a douche bag". My attire and fashion sense aren't typically inline with the hip crowd, but I know what does and doesn't look retarded. I like to Laugh. I think everyone should laugh more. I want everyone to do this. 1.Start laughing...force yourself..... 2.LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLEY.... 3.Laugh until the laughter takes over. -----I think I am the funniest person that I know, I'm sure there are plenty of people that don't think that but I really don't fuckin care.

I'd like to meet:

Pilgrim women wearing leather corsets that love James Coburn and do volunteer work helping others. The volunteering is part of what helps them to move forward and become a better person which ultimately puts them in a place to positively influence the world around them. I love learning new things. I love being taught and I love to teach, so I'd like to meet anyone that has a desire to share knowledge and ideas (sharing is a two way street). I love discussing religion and politics, so anyone who might want to have light discussion regarding those topics. People that are open, honest and tolerant, also lovers of music and people that like to laugh. MAKE ME LAUGH.
Good. You know your music. You should be able to
work at Championship Vinyl with Rob, Dick and
Barry

Do You Know Your Music (Sorry MTV Generation I Doubt You Can Handle This One)
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Music:

I love music in the studio or live. I love everything from a street corner musician to the LSO, but to narrow it down to a few I will go with jazz, funk, jazz-funk fusion, indie rock (in its many forms), classic rock, classical, punk, and 80's. I know what I like and I know what I hate. I have over 270 Gigs of music but I might have a few doubles. There is roughly 65,000 tracks on my computer and I still have a part of my collection to rip. I get by with a little help from my friends. My tastes are...eclectic? Yea sure they are, but I like it all except (and I shake my head saying this cliché) except Rap/ Hip Hop and Country. Old School gangster rap and old old country are an exception to this.HERE ARE SOME BANDS FROM MY COLLECTION:The Afghan Whigs, Air, Asia, The Bar-Kays, Barry Manilow, Barry White, Bauhaus, The Beach Boys, The Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Ben Kweller, Berlin, The Beta Band, Bill Laswell, Billy Joel, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Black Sabbath, Blind Faith, Booker T & The MG's, Brahms, Built to Spill, Cake, Carly Simon, The Cars, The Chemical Brothers, Chopin, The Clash, The Commadores, Corduroy, Cowboy Junkies, Cream, The Cure, Curtis Mayfield, Daft Punk, David Bowie, Devo, Dion and the Belmonts, Donald Byrd, The Doors, The Dream Academy, Duke Ellington Orchestra, Duran Duran, The Eagles, Eddie Grant, Edvard Grieg, Eels, ELO, Ella Fitzgerald, Elton John, Elvis Costello, Elvis Presley, Eric Clapton, Etta James, The Flaming Lips, Fleetwood Mac, The Flowerpot Men, Foreigner, Frank Black, Frank Sinatra, Fugazi, The Funky Meters, Galactic, Gene Harris, Glenn Miller, The Go-Gos, Gordon Lightfoot, Grant Green, Herbie Hancock, Howard Jones, Ian Brown, Ike & Tina, INXS, Isaac Hayes, J. Geils Band, James Brown, James Taylor, The James Taylor Quartet, Jane's Addiction, Jim Croce, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy McGriff, Johann Strauss II., John Coltrane, John Lennon, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Journey, The Judys, Kenny Rogers, The Kinks, Kiss, The Knife, K&D, Led Zeppelin, Loggins & Messina, Lonnie Smith, Lou Donaldson, Lou Reed, Louis Armstrong, Louis XIV, Love and Rockets, Ludwig van Beethoven, Maceo Parker, Madness, The Mark, Medeski, Martin & Wood, Mercury Rev, Michael Jackson, Miles Davis, Missing Persons, Modest Mouse, The Mooney Suzuki, The Morning After Girls, Neil Diamond, Nick Cave, Nine Inch Nails, Oasis, OMD, Otis Redding, Ozzy Osbourne, Parliament, Pat Benatar, Paul McCartney, Peter Gabriell, Pleasure Club, The Police, Prince, Propellerheads, Quasi, Queen, Rachmaninov, Radio Birdman, Radiohead, Ravel, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reuben Wilson, Richard Ashcroft, The Rolling Stones, Ronnie Foster, Roy Orbison, Rush, Scandal, Scissor Sisters, Seals & Croft, Simon & Garfunkle, Slayer, Sly & the Family Stone, Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Sneaker Pimps, Soft Cell, Soho Dolls, Space, St. Germain, Stan Getz, Stereophonics, The Stone Roses, Stone Temple Pilots, The Stooges, Stormtroopers Of Death, Styx, The Sundays, Supertramp, Talking Heads, Ten Years After, The The, Thelonious Monk, Thievery Corporation, Thompson Twins, Three Dog Night, Tommy James & the Shondells, Toto, Traffic, The Tubes, TV On The Radio, The Twilight Singers, U2, The Velvet Underground, The Ventures, The Verve, Vivaldi, Wagner, War, Ween, Weezer, The White Stripes, The Who, Wings, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, The Yardbirds, Yaz, Yes

Movies:

Monty Python, Steve Martin Movies (most of them), Caddy Shack, most films with John Cusack (High Fidelity, Say Anything, Better Off Dead, Grosse Point Blank), most films done by John Landis, Top Secret, Blazing Saddles, Trainspotting, President's Analyst, Our Man Flint, In Like Flint, Tron, Dune, Raising Arizona, Stripes, Blues Brothers and many more. I love old black and white films: James Dean films, Hitchcock's stuff, Jimmy Stewart is one of my favorites. Old romantic movies...and the new ones I guess. BIG FAN OF STAND UP COMEDY: Steve Martin, Bill Hicks, Sam Kinnison, Dave Chappelle, Dane Cook, Ron White

Television:

ENTOURAGE!! HBO's Rome, The Riches, The Office (UK and US), Boston Legal, AMC, TCM, Comedy Central, History International, Discovery Times, History Channel, National Geographic Channel. M*A*S*H is the greatest show ever made. Sketch Comedy: Sarah Silverman Show, Ben Stiller show, SNL, Kids in the Hall, Chappelle show, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Prisoner, Family Guy and almost all of Adult Swim (WTF is -Tom Goes to the Mayor- all about..Im know drugs had an influence on some of those shows, but I can't begin to imagine the narcotic cocktail that goes into the creative mix when the writers sit down for that one), Mr.Show with Bob and Dave, The Banana Bunch, British Comedy: Father Ted, My Hero and Alo Alo. Star Trek (shhhh I'm a geek, but I don't want anyone to know about it)

Books:

Lonely Planet: Central America, textbooks, The Middle Pillar:The Balance Between Mind and Magic by Israel Regardie, 522 different magazines, and my Big Book.

Heroes:

Indiana Jones, Rick Steves, Bill Bixby and this guy I met in Scotland. I was traveling and all my friends were so excited and vicariously living through me, but then I met this guy and he was traveling, but was not just seeing sites, he eventually made his way to Nepal and did volunteer work building hospitals in the mountains for the native people. Wow! And finally Atheists Christians.

My Blog

THIS IS HILARIOUS Hipster Olympics

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Posted by Clazie on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:51:00 PST

I AM SUPERMAN

Your results:You are SupermanSuperman 100%Green Lantern 90%Supergirl 85%Spider-Man 70%Wonder Woman 70%The Flash 70%Robin 67%Batman 50%Hulk 50%Iron Man 45%Catwoman 40%You are mild-mannered, good, stron...
Posted by Clazie on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:33:00 PST

Don't ya just love advertising

HOLD THE PHONE (I have always wanted to say that). So I have the TV on (white noise) and there is some infomercial on, I don't change it because then I will be focused on the TV more than what I need ...
Posted by Clazie on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:03:00 PST

Thailand Photos

Ok here are some photos of my trip to thailand.... there will be more to come and with maybe a great deal more culture to them..not that this is not culture but I mean museums and monuments and shit l...
Posted by Clazie on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 01:35:00 PST

My life as a movie

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.Your best movie matche...
Posted by Clazie on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 06:17:00 PST

another god damn survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:ClayBirthday:It was a warm day and there was a happiness in the air. The planets seemed to be lined up in such a way that nothing bad could possibly happen. Wel...
Posted by Clazie on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 01:54:00 PST

The results are in

You're a Passionate Kisser For you, kissing is about all about following your urgesIf someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of storyYou can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kis...
Posted by Clazie on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 02:57:00 PST

red cross

I haven't volunteered since high school and recently with the Hurricane Katrina I dove in head first volunteering. I signed up and spent almost 10 hours a day every single day at the shelter doing any...
Posted by Clazie on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 10:53:00 PST

My relgion??

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism...
Posted by Clazie on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 11:57:00 PST

Which ATHF character am I?

I am Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!! Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??...
Posted by Clazie on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 11:42:00 PST