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Bite me, Nigella!
My blog is at: www.bloggymcblognic.blogspot.com for the 'Life and Times of a beer loving Top gear Enthusiast'Read it. It's shit, but at least I prove I can actually write words.Bloody hell - there is so much to say about Nic, and so little precious time in which to say it!
She's a genuis - seriously! You can't always tell this when she's lying paraletic, d in her own vomit on the floor (BITING boys' faces!)...or making curries. But she fucking is, when she can be arsed.
I have many fond memories of Nicola...pigeons shitting down her top, waiting 3 hours for a bus whilst finding 'God', showing people her knickers in the Ixworth Chinese, grumpy taxi drivers, quadruple Jack Daniels, ripping the piss out of redheads in girl bands, Richmond fags and numerous amusing incidents involving sleeping bags, the Newsround messageboard, BEATLES POSTERS, her shit-filled bed, and much more!
Sometimes our discussions get a little heated and personal...other times we fall out over a load of toss (eg: highlighting a poster in pen/pencil for ethics.) But there's something about her charm, wit ("shut up!"), beaming grin and raw sexual magnestism that keeps us all wanting more....
Oh Jaysus, and if you ever get invited to one of Nic's candlelit suppers, for goodness sakes GO!!!
In all seriosuness though; I love her to bits. Yes, even her decidedly nasty taste in lesbian comediennes.....JOKE!
Lex xxx
My taste in comediennes is apparantly nasty. I dont think so....Hah! oh alex...I am INCREDIBLY bad at sticking to one decision, and have only ever been sure of two things in my short, yet adequately eventful life. I like 'The History Boys', reading, writing, and mocking things, people and celebrities, that are better, more articulate, and successful than me. So, basically everything.
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