So I Imagine You May Be Asking Yourself The Following Questions About Me. Why. I'd Be Happy To Answer Them For You.1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Depends On If I Got Into The Closet And Shut Them.2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Yes. I'm A Hotel Stuff Glutton. Shampoo. Soaps. Conditioners. Note Pads. Pens. Indivdual Coffee Things. Tea Bags. If I Wont Be Charged For Taking It I Pack It With Me.
They Make Fantastic Things For My Pack.4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No Only Road Cones and Those Tall Caltrans Tubes. Or I Did Take One Of Those Foldy Things From Caltrans You Know Flagger Ahead. I Lived Across The Street From Caltrans.5. Would you date someone in the military?
No answer7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Depends On My Current Deathwish. Bees For Sure. I Could Survive It. A Bear? HA. Wouldnt Stand A Chance. In The Words Of Stephen Colbert, Bears Are Scary.
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
Depends On How Candid The Picture Is.10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
The Biggest? A Few Things Tie Up.
Maybe An Agressive Ignorant. Men In Sweat Pants. Hangers Facing In All Directions. Dirty Floors.11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Out. I Can't Feel Constricted. Usually I Just Sleep It The Corner Of The Blanket Over My Butt.12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Occasionally. If I Have No Real Purpose For The Walking, Then I Usually Just Think About My Destination. Ya Know. Task At Hand. I Frequently Dont Step On Cracks. For Fun.13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
Many A Time. I've Vomited and Shat Also.14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
By Myself. Through The House.15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
I Can't Rid Myself Of This Habit. Pencils Less Because They Aren't As Satisfying. I Also Chew On; Straws, Rubberbands/Hair Ties, Plastic Cups, My Nails, Hangnails, Finger Calluses, Hoodie Cords and Sleeves, Paperback Covers, My Phone Antenna, Lids Of Just About Anything, Dead Skin On My Lips, Yarn, Hemp Cord, Gum, Silly Putty, And Many Other Thing That Satisfy Oral Fixation.16. How many people have you slept with this week?
All by my lonesome17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?
Ewwww. Unfortunately Im A Sucker For Chedder Popcorn. Carmel&Butter Gross Me Out.19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
I See No Reason For It To Not Be. The Receptors In Our Brain That Register Pink Are Not Gender Sensitive Why Should Our Clothes Be? Pink Being Female And Blue Being Male Are Retarded Gender Stereotypes. It Could Have Easily Been Programed The Opposite.20. Do you still watch cartoons?
Cartoons are a fantastic option for TV watching. I Think A Lot Of New Animation Sucks. Mostly The CG Type. But If Its A Good Show Of Course I'll Watch It.21. What's your favorite scary movie?
Recently These New Saw Movies Are Pretty Good. I'm Not So Much Into Horror As Suspense Thriller.22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Part Of It. 50% In Ground 50% Invested. Gotta Gain Some Interest On My Booty.(Is That The Proper Way To Spell Booty? Bootey? Awh. English.)23. What do you drink with dinner?
Water, Tea, or Beer24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Sweet And Sour25. What is your favorite food/cuisine?
East Indian and Mexican Tie For First Place38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for halloween?
All Sorts Of Things; Vampires, Clowns, Raggedy Ann, Witch, Ballerina, Cat, Minnie Mouse40. How many languages can you speak?
One Fluently. I'm working on Spanish currently, and when I'm fluent I'll start taking to German again. Spanish is just so much more useful in my current situation.42. Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legos. No Contest.43. Are you stubborn?
Yes. Bull Headedness Runs In The Family44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Conan O'brian. Leno Has A Big Head And Sucks, Letterman is Creepy Letchy Old And Sucks :)45. Ever watch soap operas?
I Used Too. I Watched Passions When It First Started Airing And Days Of Our Lives Because Thats What Rachel Watched Also. In Mexico I got hooked on some telenovellas and find myself watching them when there is nothing else on.46. Afraid of heights?
Not Of Heights Exactly. I'm Afraid Of Falling From High Places, Cliff Edges or Rocks On High Surfaces. Im Really Afraid Of Falling More Than Just Being Up High.47. Sing in the car?
Of Course. What Better Place To Sing Than On A Road Trip. I Enjoy Singing Even When I Don't Know The Words. Loudly.48. Dance in the shower?
Yes. Turn The Radio On And Dance To NPR or Oldies.49. Dance in the car?
Yes. Though Its More Of A Upper Body Dance. I Tap My Feet Sometimes If I'm Really Feeling It.50. Ever used a gun?
Yes.51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
High School Year Book Pictures. Fuck That Black Starbucks Uniform Shirt I Had To Wear Because They Changed Policy.52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
No. Sometimes They Suck. Cheesy As A Genre No.53. Is christmas stressful?
Eh. At times54. Ever eat a pierogie?
Yum. Yes.55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Black Berry Or A Good Bananna Cream Pie56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Doctor, Teacher, Veternarian... I Don't Remember Anymore Aspirations Than That.57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes. I Most Certainly Do. Screw You Skeptics For Trying To Tell Me Otherwise. I Believe In Angels Too. So There.58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
No In A Long Time.61. Wear a bath robe?
Ocassionally, typically not after a bath.64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
Target. Its all the same crap from China but Target imports some cute crap.65. Nike or Adidas?
I've Been An Adidas Loyalist For 9 or 10 years now.
I've Been Trying To Break Myself Into Converse And Doc's
But Only With Occasional Luck.66.Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheetos When Im Mentrating, Fritos When I Eat Chili.67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower Seeds Because Peanuts Kill.68. Ever hear of, "gorp"
No. I'll Wikipedia It Now.69. Ever take dance lessons?
I Took Line Dancing Lessons With My Parents In Middle School And Jazz Dance In College. I've Taken A Couple Belly Dancing Classes Too. I'd Like To Bellydance Again Someday. I'll be taking African Dance in the spring and perhaps the ocassional other dance lesson at the college as well.70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? No idea now.71. Can you curl your tongue?
Yes. I Have That Power.72. Ever won a spelling bee?
No. I Was Horrible At Spelling Until I Went To Private School Where They Preached Me Smarter. By That Time I Could Whoop Ass In Public School But Wasn't As Advanced As The Lifer Privateers.75. Own a record player?
Not Yet. Someday When I Get Money. Or Pehaps Convince My Mom To Give Me Her Old One.76. Regularly burn incense?
Yes All The Time. Candles Too. Less So Since I've Not Smoked Pot/Tabacco And Have No Need To Hide Habits From My Parents.
My Parent's House Used To Smell Of Nag Champa From Me Burning It Non Stop. HA.78. Who would you like to see in concert?
I Would Like To Kiss The Person Who Filled This Out Previously And Responded "QUEEN"! Woot! Gold Star For You. If Only Freddy Wasn't Dead. But In Nowaday Living Times Ratatat and Gogol Bordello Would Be Really cool.80. Hot tea or cold tea?
Both At Varied Times Of The Day And Year. Hot Tea In The Morning And Evening In Fall And Winter Months, Cold Tea In The Day Time During Spring And Summer. I Love Tea Anyways And For 175mg of Antioxidants for Black and 190mg For Green Who Can Resist. I Love Tea. Wooh. Does That Answer The Question?81. What is your current mood?
Numb82. Favorite kind of cookie?
Depends On My Mood. Chocolate Chip If It Hasn't Hit The Oven Yet! Ha. I Love Raw Dough. Oatmeal Or Oreo's. I'd Prefer A Nilla Wafer or Cinnamon Graham Cracker Over A Cookie.83. Can you swim well?
Yes. I Can Swim 50 Feet Underwater Too. Yeah. How Bout Them Apples. No. I Can't Really SCUBA Anymore. My Ears Get Way To Messed Up From The Pressure And Water. :(84. Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
Yes. I Can Close My Eyes Without Manually Holding Down My Lids Too.85. Are you patient?
Depends On The Situation. Usually Yes Im Very Patient. Early Mornings And When Im In A Hurry Are Typically Bad Times For Trying My Patients.91. Best room for a fireplace?
Library92. Do you want to get married?
Currently divorcing, and never want to go there again.95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
No97. Do you want kids?
Some Day In The Far Off Future.98. Whats your favorite color?
Red, Blue, & Yellow Seperated And Mixed Togather In Various Proportions.99. Do you miss anyone right now?
Yeah. Anyone Who's Not With Me.100. Do you want to see anyone right now?
Yeah, I can think of several.
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