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cody k.

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I hate bar bands.Im a friendly, calm sober person?I was born with clothes on and I have a fear of fire..I am that itching sensation in your chest when you've drinkin too much caffeine, Im that voice in your head that says "do him" until you do.Im your first erection. you see me when you look at the toilet paper to make sure you got all of the poop, your body aches with me after a long night of cheap liquor,I am your menstrual cramps. when your guitars out of tune.....me again.I am the pregnacy test result you didnt want.I am batman.

My Interests

My ladie
------------------------------------------------ my rock crew---------------------------------------------------- my drink ------------------------------------------------MUSIC,

I'd like to meet:

dimebag darrell! oh....never mind.

Music:

rocking!!F.Y.P., MURDER CITY DEVILS!! THE CRAMPS, THE BANANAS, RAW POWER, THE CRUMBS, DAVID BOWIE, GRUMPIES, BUDDY HOLLY, P.A.W.N.S., DORY TOURETTE AND THE SKIRTHEADS, DEAD MILKMEN, DEAD KENNEDYS, REAGON YOUTH, KIDS WITH HEADLICE!!THE DWARVES, TOYS THAT KILL!!BAGHDAD BATTERIES!!, ZABALEEN, YEAH YEAH YEAHS!!BAD RELIGION, IT HURTS WHEN I PEE, RAMONES, X, GERMS, FILTH, CASH, HANK1ST, F.Y.P., BLATZ, SPONGE, NADA SURF,THE CURE,DR KNOW,SOCIAL CONCERN, NIRVANA, BERZERK, CRASS, FLESHIES, BLACK FLAG, AGENT ORANGE, MEGADEATH?

Movies:

otobucket"

Television:

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My Blog

GHG.

CHICO AREA PYRATE PUNX PRESENT, A NIGHT OF WONDER, MUSIC & PASSION..FLEE THE COUNTRY. SHOW ME THE PINK!.THE SECRET STOLEN. MONSTROS PIZZA 628 W,SACRAMENTO.SAT JUNE30TH Y.O.N.L.$5DONATIONS.BRING YO...
Posted by cody k. on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:18:00 PST

10 things to never say as your having an orgasm.

I myself being a sexually enlightened individual feel the need to share these tips with you youngstas out there who want that special moment in  sexual intercourse where your face cramps and your...
Posted by cody k. on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:11:00 PST

10 ways to become totaly popular

Im probably the most popular guy around, people always come up to me with tears in their eyes and ask me what they can do to be as awesome as I am, here's ten of the tips I usually give the little guy...
Posted by cody k. on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:44:00 PST

How to get blow jobs from guys for free

Im sure that most of you like many others hate the going rate for blow jobs from men these days so heres a few ways I figured out to get them for free.        &...
Posted by cody k. on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:18:00 PST

10 ways to have sex with a guy and not be gay

So im sitting at a burrito stand waiting for my 3 dollar veggie burrito and suddenly it dawns on me 'you cant have sex with a guy if your a guy and still be straight' so I figured out a couple of...
Posted by cody k. on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:50:00 PST

how to really lose a guy in ten days

Well as we all know Im a bit of a man whore, I cant stand having a man longer then eleven days,if I wake up to the same face every morning I feel like Im wasting my life.Here's a list of things I do t...
Posted by cody k. on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 05:35:00 PST

10 ways to rock like scruffy

#1- Develope a drinking problem. #2-lose all modesty , strip yourself naked at social gatherings and play with yourself. #3-pick on white people and there stupid hair. #4-Watch alot of smallville. #6-...
Posted by cody k. on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 03:28:00 PST

all hail the mighty corpse and have a soda pop

Breathless I've lost all control my muscles. Each and every bit of me quivers with fear, a cold sweat beeds its way down my confused brow as I try and drag myself away from appears to be a shadow of t...
Posted by cody k. on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 02:38:00 PST

In lite of this moment I shall now attempt listening

While sifting through a pile of broken mirrors I came accross a picture glued to the reflective side of a  shard that at one time Im sure filled the puzzle of a young girls image on a wall above ...
Posted by cody k. on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 01:19:00 PST

Am I still lost?

Its finnally come to this. Ive reached the ege of the mindisheh plains, I havent indulged my belly with anything edible for almost a week. The hunger feels as if its gone to my brain. Last night as I ...
Posted by cody k. on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 02:08:00 PST