Autumn in Summer |
I can almost appreciate this break from traditional summer weather. The other day my brilliant friend Mary B. and I were walking outside and it was feeling particularly brisk. The DUMBO wind was blo...
Posted by umbrella helen on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:07:00 PST |
coffee makes the world go round |
good old wiki says:Tweaking is most often used by the general public to describe someone exhibiting pronounced symptoms of methamphetamine use, including punding (the repetitive performance of useless...
Posted by umbrella helen on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:23:00 PST |
Dirty Dingaling |
In 20 years which is more likely? You'll be a senenor or the new DC madam. Abstnence based HIV prevention for government officials? Are you kidding me? It was so funny to see p...
Posted by umbrella helen on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 03:12:00 PST |
metal makeover |
first, get a scandinavian boo. second, get some morbid posters of weird hell angels/demon dudes dripping in blood. third, get all serious and possibly take up poetry. fourth, grow my...
Posted by umbrella helen on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:33:00 PST |
claustrophobia |
I'm not so sure that I actually have it, but I'm sure that people with anxiety problems generally experience it at some point or another. New York is amazing. If some hater told me that it...
Posted by umbrella helen on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:07:00 PST |
cannot compute |
according to bet these are the top 25 dancers of all time. what the fuck?25. Ciara24. Diddy23. Big Daddy Kane22. Rosie Perez21. Gregory Hines20. Missy Elliott19. Tina Turner18. Aaliyah17. Cab Ca...
Posted by umbrella helen on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:13:00 PST |
i'm a worm but in bmore i would be like a dove or something |
F the Apple. Top ten reasons why I probably should have just moved to Baltimore.1. My New York is mostly on TV. I may consume more police dramas that take place here than I do spend ...
Posted by umbrella helen on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:38:00 PST |
if cubed is 3 what is 4?:cousins to the 4th power |
Top 4 Tops AllThis week my top four friends are all real life Harris family and Watson tribe first cousins. Friends who know me well understand that I am extremely chauvinist when it...
Posted by umbrella helen on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:31:00 PST |
what's there to live for? |
As romantic and intriguing as it may be suicide (quite possibly even more than meth) is probably not something that I will really ever commit to. I'm not going to kill my...
Posted by umbrella helen on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:53:00 PST |
the dominant regional culture of yester year |
Another weekday evening was designated to drinking rather than reading or writing. Am I regretful for my decision to indulge in beer guzzling (which I am allergic to) rather than tending to my l...
Posted by umbrella helen on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:12:00 PST |
