New England-born French-canadian Brooklynite
so these three turtles walk into a bar, two big ones and one little one. they order some beers and then they look out the window and see that it's raining. one big turtle says to the other big turtle "we'd better get the little turtle to go back and get our umbrellas so we don't get wet." and the little turtle is like "o no, if i leave here you'll just drink my beer while i'm gone." the big turtles promise that they won't drink the little turtle's beer, and the little turtle leaves. two months later, one big turtle says to the other big turtle "if that little turtle doesn't come back soon i am going to drink his beer." and they hear this voice from the doorway saying "if you do that i'm not going to get your umbrellas."
