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Reuben

Children should be seen and not heard.

About Me

About me. What do you want to know? At one time I was a record producer until Danny Partridge badgered me into signing his family to my label. That's right, BADGERED. Came to my hotel room...called me while I was sleeping...followed me into an airport bathroom...all to hear his family's single. Now don't get me wrong: They're a talented family. That's why I eventually signed on as their manager. But that Danny...sometimes I just want to wring his scrawny neck!
Also, now that you know that I'm a manager (a full-time manager, at that) you should also know that on a regular basis Mr. Danny Partridge wakes me up between the dawning hours of 1 and 7 in the morning. That being said, I certainly don't have any free time and when I do, I like to make the most of it.
IF ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS THANK ME FOR THE ADD, SAVE YOUR TIME AND MINE. YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATLY DELETED.
THE SAME RESULTS WILL OCCUR IF YOU INVITE ME TO JOIN A GROUP.

Do I look like I have enough time to join a group? I have to manage a group.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A woman. Any woman.How about Lavonne Laverne? Is she still married?

Music:

...are you kidding?

Books:

I don't have time to read! Do you have any idea how much of my time is occupied by managing this family? Even when I THINK I can get a moment of rest my phone rings..."Mr. Kincaid? Mr. Kincaid, Danny Partridge here..."