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Miss Robin

A Luscious Mix of Words and Tricks

About Me



A classy-honey-kissy-huggy-lovey-dovey NEPA princess.

Anyway, I'm sitting here wondering if I should include a pic of me in some seductive pose, such as that classic one where you smush your cleavage together and pretend to blow a kiss at the camera.

Yeah, like that's gonna happen.

Really though, I'm not a bitch or a hermit; I'm just an eccentric screenwriter.
No, wait, I am a bitch. Oh well. Deal.

My Interests

Writing, poetry, art, skiing, fabulously going the opposite direction in this drearily too-big world

I'd like to meet:

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace things, but burn like fabulous roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue center light pop and everybody goes "AWWW.""


Movies:

Present favorites include: Memento, The Stepford Wives, Zero Day, Dr. Strangelove, Promises, Shaun of the Dead, Rouge, Bullitt, and any Godzilla movie...

Television:

I don't need TV. My friends are infinitely more entertaining.

That's right, kiddies, I'm an Art Slut.
That means:

1) I go to galleries, and not just for the free wine.
2) Ochre -- not a vegetable.
3) In desperation, I've used a Sharpie as eyeliner.
4) 'Weird' art films make me cry.
5) I'd rather have my artistic license instead of my driver's license.
6) I spend more money on philosophy books than on groceries.
7) I've bought tickets to Monterrey Jazz instead of paying rent.
8) I constantly wonder what box they're talking about, and why anyone would think in one in the first place...

Seriously though, it's a charity

What did you think?
Dumbass.

Books:

"The Awakening," "Grendel," "The Shining," "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time," "The Haunting of L," "Silent Spring," "One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich"

Uphold the Constitution -- Read banned books!

Also Charlotte Perkins Gilman’s “The Yellow Wallpaper,” Edgar Allen Poe's "The Masque of the Red Death," Tim O'Brien's "The Things They Carried," and Charles Bukowski's "Not Quite Bernadette" are some of the best short stories ever...

And we cannot forget the work from which I got my name:

"So, good night unto you all. Give me your hands, if we be friends, And Robin shall restore amends."

Heroes:

Kate Chopin, Orson Wells, and Enik, the good Sleestak

My Blog

Should have aired during the Superbowl

Because, obviously, the Giants were thinking it Only one question -- is that Tom Brady in the video?Oops! Guess he couldn't...
Posted by Miss Robin on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 04:49:00 PST

Fave Video of the Day

You MUST go to http://www.SecretSauce.TV/ and click on"How to Bang My Wife"AND LAUGH
Posted by Miss Robin on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:47:00 PST

DC sucks... FACE!!!

Holy shit! A totally better story about nothing would have been the AMOUNT of PEOPLE George Bush KISSED during the State of the Union. And that's not all. Georgie is the kissing Beltway Bandit... ...
Posted by Miss Robin on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:54:00 PST

DC = High School

And are the gossip columnists...Today, our services were procured by a certain major media outlet to report on a story that was ABSOLUTELY critical to American journalism.Last night, Barack Obama did ...
Posted by Miss Robin on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:06:00 PST

I Can’t Stop Giggling About This

New medicine for acid reflux:AciphexSay three times fast.Tee-hee-heeAnd yes, one side effect of the drug is diaharea. Tee-hee-heePass the TP!(Go on, look it up! I'm not making this up!)...
Posted by Miss Robin on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:37:00 PST

The Real Reason Heath Leger Died

This is so wrong, I can't believe I'm going to write it...But it makes perfect sense.So, it's movie night in Heaven. And we got John Wayne, Lee Marvin, Steve McQueen hanging out. Jesus is making pop...
Posted by Miss Robin on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:18:00 PST

Cafe Rwanda

Our fanastical neighborhood coffeshop has decided to go the social responsibility route, and, well, it kinda sucks.We're getting our coffee from a small village in Rwanda. And, well, it tastes like s...
Posted by Miss Robin on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:19:00 PST

CNN Asks; Miss Robin Answers

The top story on CNN.com:What will you tell kids about Britney's sister?Parents are struggling with what to tell their children after finding out that Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old star of Nickel...
Posted by Miss Robin on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:56:00 PST

Shameless

Whoever introduced me to Voxtrot1) Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!! 2) Blame them for the reason I haven't been blogging. I basically have been listening to the song, "Firecracker" NONSTOP for th...
Posted by Miss Robin on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:21:00 PST

Okay, Im so glad that I'm more creative....

than combative in the morning at least.So, as most of you know, I'm up in W-B, doing some sort of pet-sitting-meets-The-Shining thing. (Yes, I though coming up here would be a great way to get time t...
Posted by Miss Robin on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:31:00 PST