Hey guyz! it's me, fiji water. There's been a lot of controversy circulating about my intimate relationship with Crystal Geyser and my long standing rivalry with evian water. I made this myspace to clear up any rumors about me, im practically a celebrity. A lot of poor people get mad because they can't afford me, and you know what that sucks and everything, but what can i say i'm just so hot right now. (although i taste much better chilled HEHE) I can be seen photographed with people like pdiddy and jessica simpson (check out my photos!) i also taste fantastic, i come all the way from a fuckin island not nowheresville new jersey ok? (check the label of deer park) well what else?? oh not a lot of people know this but i'm actually like to do extreme civil war reenactments. (it's a small passion of mine)Watch out world, I'm taking over one aesthetically pleasing box-shaped bottle at a time!
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