"Sex is like math. You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs; then pray to god you don't multiply." Now that I have your attention.....
Since people can't seem to read all the way to the bottom let me say this here too. I won't add you to my list unless I already know you or you've sent me a message Im not some Myspace-whore that will add just anyone to my list.
ok I should explain my new name, Well according to the chinese zodiac my sign is the rat and I was born out of wedlock (A fact im actually proud of. You've never met my dad.) Making me a bastard hense the title 'rat bastard'.
Im Joel, im 22 liveing in downtown Minneapolis.
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Lets see other things about me; For the last four years Ive worked for a chairty booth out at the Minnesota Reinasance Festival. I love fest it's a place to let loose and not give a damn what people think of you. In my spare time I read, if I can ever find a worthy opponent I play Chess, Im a sword collector (big suprise the Festy owns swords.) In fact the photos up with me holding the peice I wore at fest alot of the time and offered for people to get thier picture taken with it. ( couldn't charge them cause It was a Charity booth.) The kids whose parents had a camera were eating that chance up. I also make Chainmail, I have plans to start my own armory I have a name figured but have to wait untill I can be sure it's available before posting it.
When I get the chances I like to where the Kilt. The thing people don't understand is REAL MEN WEAR KILTS! Besides they're very comfortable.
Lets see if you want to get ahold of me either E-mail me hear or at my most frequently checked E-Mail adress
[email protected]
My Yahoo Messanger IM handle is
mngentleman1984
Im not on MSN often but thats
[email protected]
I don't have AIM my computer for some reason doesn't want to download it right. Ive tried three times so far.
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Soda
Beverage (alc) ? Snake bite or Johnny Jumpup
Color ? Multi
Food ? Depends on my mood and what I feel like cooking
Item of clothing ? Shirts I guess
Meal of the day ? Dinner
Feature on yourself ? I dun know People have said my butt but I think my eyes are the most interesting.
Quality in a guy/girl ? More than One, Honesty, and respect for themselves as well as others.
Phrase ? Ooga Booga
Song ? The Devil and Me by Tim Malloys it's a strange kind of love song.
Musical Artist/Band ? Almost anything Im an Ecletic
Sport ? Fenceing
Movie ? too many. Do I have to pick?
TV Show ? Who has time For T.V. but when I get the Time Adult Swim, CSI, NCIS, Law and Order, Mythbusters
Radio Station ? 93X
Type of Chocolate ? Fudge, homemade is the best kind
Eye Color ? no prefeerence
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? Bruiser had to go when we moved into an apartment again, lassie had to go under the same circumstances and she was getting really old. Now I have a young Kitten Haranavei
Smoke ? not anymore
Drink ? When the occasion calls for it.
Have any piercings ? one in my left ear had it since 15
Have any tatoos ? not yet
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee but only after one or two Icecubes and about five spoonfulls of sugar.
Gone streaking ? Once
Gone skinny dipping ? not yet
Been to Europe ? not yet, want to
Been to an island ? I think once, can't remember.
Had stitches ? nope
Broken any bones ? Yep mountain Bikeing accident.
Been stabbed/shot ? not lately.
Slept until after 12:00 ? all the time
Stayed up all night ? 36 hours straight. Caffine was my Friend.
Danced like a whore ? Nope, I couldn't get drunk enough to want to dance like that.
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? nope two people in one week but not in a weekend. nothing happened other then dinner or a movie
Turned down a dare ? only if I know I cant do it.
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? Josh
Is the prettiest ? Phoung
Is the most handsom ? don't know
Is the loudest ?
Is the craziest ? Pam
Is the most shy ?
Is the most loving ?
Is the most understanding ? My Family!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: saddly no
Is the most boring ?
&..39;Is the richest ?' depends on how you judge ones wealths
Is the most athletic ?
Is the most cocky ?
Is the biggest sex icon ?
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Chad
Do you look up to the most ? My mom she raised me one her own the whole time and taught me all there is about life.
Do you tell everything to ?
Has the best clothes ?
Has the best house ?
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? no, Chocolate and Cheese don't mix well.
Kiss someone of the same sex ? not to my recolection.
Cheat on someone you love ? not for a million dollars
Run away from home ? Made it look like I did a couple of times
Lie to your parents ? used to lie to my mom I wouldn't give my dad the Time of Day if he asked politly nowadays
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? he' whom must not be named couldn't make me do it.
Lie to your best friend ? Never, But i'd need a best friend first.
Give a homeless person money ? did Once now I tell them Im broke even if I have cash
Run from the police ? Never needed to
Bungee jump ? name the time and Place and I'll be there
Sky dive ? Same as Above
Cross dress ? not that I recall
Be an exotic dancer ? only If I lost my little gut and could actaully dance
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? Nope
Scuba dive ? Yep
Go rock climbing ? Yep
Go spulunking (caving) ? Yep
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? Eh some of his songs are interesting.
Bologna ? goes good with Cheese and Bread
Hott ?
Orange ?
Real world ? Whats that?
Fuck ? whose got the stick and who are we beating? (old English Definition)
Jack ? Ass
Cucumber ? Im not answering that
Hip-Hop ?
Uniform ? Organised
UniCORN ! ?
Rainbow ?
Clown ?
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