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Friends McGee

If it's for free it's for me!!

About Me

Eff the Bullshit. Were two dirtbags on a mission to know everyone everywhere, little, small, dark, and ugly, gargantuant, old and meek we want to hangout with you. Were driving across country rounding up dirtbags to bring the ruckus to a neighborhood near you. Aim us killalllexuses, twodirtballs. We want to meet your grandmother who relies on calostamy bag to rid her waiste, and we also want to meet your mongo lil brother with the huge forhead that you didnt want anyone to know about. We want to meet the kid from your school with the penis that looks like its been through hell and back. We want to meet the girl with the va-jj that has cheegars and skeeter bites all over,yet still has a pretty face. Just everyone.

My Interests

pillow talk.fun people.scams.hanging out until the cows come home.pointing and laughing.sleepless nights.jibber jabber.fat girls that are cute. especially skinny girls.spontaneous people.friendship.piling.spooning.dp's aka chinese finger trap.living life.meeting new people.unibrows.coca cola.candy.anything gummy

I'd like to meet:

Nobody that has a pile of shitty word resting behind there indian corn teeth..anybody who is down to hang out at anytime of day,especially at night and early morning,anyone that doesn't care if they show up with the ugliest person the ever saw..basically anybody that wants to get down and fuckin' raise the ninth level of hell..

Music:

if its good we'll listen...

Movies:

it has to really suck...

Books:

ask us when you come to our tiiiiiiiiiiite ass garage in hb...