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Hoboacalypse Now!

I shall destroy all the civilized planets!

About Me

I'm Joe, a mild-mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper. Wow, I didn't think I could sum up my whole life in one sentence, but there it is. I used to be afraid of glazed donuts, but I have made my peace with them and now I don't go anywhere without one. Check out my other blog, Snoop Bloggy Blog

My Interests

Comics, DVDs, movies, music. Notice I said comics, so you ladies shouldn't rush me all at once.

I'd like to meet:

If I could meet one person, it would probably be Jesus. That way, when religious people tried to get in an argument with me, I could say "Well I've met Jesus, and he thinks..."

Music:

Crap, I put music in my interests. I like Johnny Cash, the Beatles, Of Montreal, Sword of Exactly, R.E.M., the Rollins Band, Iggy Pop, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Bob Dylan, Elvis Costello, the Velvet Underground, Elliot Smith, David Bowie, Nick Drake, John Cale, Tori Amos, the Temptations, Devo, Brave Combo and a bunch of other stuff I'll remember later tonight.

Movies:

Shit, I put movies in my interests too. Lots of superhero stuff, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, A Clockwork Orange, Citizen Kane, This is Spinal Tap, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Star Wars, Mallrats, Unbreakable, Brazil, Bladerunner, Bob Roberts, Yojimbo, Dr. Strangelove, Adaptation, Army of Darkness, Bubba Ho-Tep, Rear Window, Young Frankenstein, Life of Brian, Lord of the Rings, City of God, Casablanca, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset.

Television:

The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Arrested Development, the Office, Spaced, Seinfeld, Justice League, Mr. Show, League of Gentlemen, Curb Your Enthusiasm, the Sopranos, Freaks & Geeks, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Sledge Hammer.

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, Cat's Cradle, Watchmen, From Hell, Me Talk Pretty Some Day, the Dark Tower series, Take the Canolli.

Heroes:

Henry Rollins, Superman, Bruce Campbell.

My Blog

Celebrities getting knocked off left and right

There aren't many celebrities left. Who will win it all? Martin Luther King? Elvis? Kurt Cobain?Go Vote!
Posted by Hoboacalypse Now! on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:14:00 PST

They are the night zombies!

There are two rounds you can vote in for my zombie celebrity tournament at my blog. There are still some big names left. Go vote!Celebrities need brains too!...
Posted by Hoboacalypse Now! on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:34:00 PST

Even more zombie celebrities!

There's a whole new group of potential zombies on the chopping block. Can Elvis overtake Reagan? Will Tupac bust a cap in the Crocodile Hunter?Go vote at dmjuice.com...
Posted by Hoboacalypse Now! on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:07:00 PST

Vote in my Celebrity Zombie tournament!

Go vote to make sure your favorite dead celebrity gets a chance to return from the dead. If they actually do, I'll be surprised. Really surprised.Zombie tournament...
Posted by Hoboacalypse Now! on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 07:25:00 PST

Celebrities return from the grave

I need people to go to my Juice blog and nominate dead celebrities they would like to come back to life. I'll be starting a tournament on Thursday with brackets and voting and stuff. It will be awesom...
Posted by Hoboacalypse Now! on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:31:00 PST

Sweet ass sweet new computer

Awww, yeah! I'm posting this from my new Macbook. I'm just finishing up putting all the songs from my iPod on it, then I'm going out to get a 200 gig harddrive, a flash drive and a new iPod. It will b...
Posted by Hoboacalypse Now! on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 01:20:00 PST

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEThat is what I've been hearing all morning. The shrillest, most high-pitc...
Posted by Hoboacalypse Now! on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:44:00 PST

Attention everyone

Tom Cruise was not casted in the role of Ethan Hunt in "Mission Impossible." He was cast. Also, "Superman Returns" didn't "costed" $300 million, it cost. Cast and cost are both present and past tense....
Posted by Hoboacalypse Now! on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:31:00 PST

"Hey beardo, you suck!"

Last Saturday I got to fulfill my lifelong dream of being a dunk tank clown. I know you wish you could spend a morning getting dropped into fetid water. Reading my article is the next best thing:I nev...
Posted by Hoboacalypse Now! on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 01:39:00 PST

Whacha reading?

The correct answer should be: Joe's Juice blog. Do you check it daily? Do you have it bookmarked? Are you involving yourself in the discussions with right-wing nuts that follow? It's a good time....
Posted by Hoboacalypse Now! on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 08:19:00 PST