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Psycho MAHUGANA aka The Hooker You ASS PUNCHED

[with you I see stars in your eyes in a trance we're alive ten feet off of the ground]...let's turn

About Me

My name's Melanie, but my friends call me Mel, Melli or Winslow. I am the mother of a 2 wonderful children, my beautiful daughter Molly and my cutie-pie son Jack. I'm marrying the love of my life Jeremy in 2008.

My Interests

being with the loves of my life (jeremy, molly and jack). days off. video games. watching the tiv. the smell of fresh cut grass. taco bell. clinique happy. cute undies. messy hair. freckles. dimples. pigs. rainy nights. lindt lindor truffles. snow angels. bailey's irish cream. guinness beer. tight t-shirts. singing karaoke . museums + galleries. going to shows. cooking. christmas trees. cuddling. lazy days.

I'd like to meet:

People that don't send me messages that say "Your hot. Hit me up". And yes, I purposely used the wrong form of "You're". I enjoy people that have something of substance to say. People that enjoy good music, good shows, good art, good food, etc. Go ahead and try to figure me out. Just try, I dare you. I'm not here to make 1000 "friends". If you add me and then don't correspond with me, I will delete you.View All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

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I am 53% Video Game Addict.
.. Video games are a big portion of my life, maybe too big of a portion. They are not a means of social interaction, despite what I might think. I should just go outside. Take the
Video Game Addict Test
@ FualiDotCom I am 39% Bitch at fuali.com. "You may think you are an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you."
I am 78% Evil Genius at fuali.com. "You are pure evil. You lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and you will not rest until all living souls bend to your will."
I am 72% Metal Head at fuali.com. "You rock just as hard as the rest of the thrash set, except when no ones looking you like to get down with a little 'More than a Feeling.'"
Which serial killer are you most like?
Albert Fish
What's worse than a creepy old dude with problems? Well, you maybe. There's a reason Hannibal Lector was modeled after this guy. I suggest you seek professional help... ASAP!

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Music:

25talife. 36crazyfists. acdc. alicecooper. allmanbrothers. allthatremains. anathema. annihilator. aperfectcircle. asilaydying. beastieboys. black47. blacksabbath. bloodhoundgang. blueoystercult. bobseger. boston. cky. danzig. dashboardconfessional. davidbowie. defleppard. descendents. dio. disturbed. dixiechicks. dragonforce. dropkickmurphys. explosionsinthesky. flickerstick. floggingmolly. frankzappa. garbage. glengarrybhoys. goldfinger. gunsnroses. hammerfall. incubus. ironmaiden. jimihendrix. judaspriest. kansas. killswitchengage. kingdiamond. kiss. lagwagon. lambofgod. ledzeppelin. lynyrdskynyrd. marshalltuckerband. mazzystar. mercyfulfate. metallica. megadeth. mightymightybosstones. mindlessselfindulgence. misfits. mollyhatchet. motleycrue. mxpx. nerfherder. nirvana. nofx. operationivy. opeth. otisredding. ozzy. pantera. pearljam. pinkfloyd. queensryche. ramones. rancid. rascalflatts. robzombie. rush. seanchie. section8. sevenseconds. shadowsfall. shilelaghlaw. slayer. smashingpumpkins. societyhigh. soundgarden. staticx. stevierayvaughn. stonetemplepilots. styx. sublime. tenaciousd. thedoors. thepogues. theruffians. thestreets. tool. toriamos. trivium. typeonegative. velvetrevolver. weezer. zztopI'm sure I forgot a lot!

Movies:

American History X. Apocalypto. Nightmare Before Christmas. Labyrinth. Ed Wood. Pan's Labyrinth. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Braveheart. Half Baked. Beavis and Butthead Do America. South Park Bigger, Longer and Uncut. Hellraiser 1-4. Nightmare on Elm Street. Napoleon Dynamite. Se7en. Paradise Lost (West Memphis 3 ..ary). Brothers Keeper. Princess Bride. Little Nicky.

Television:

Assy McGee. Robot Chicken. UFC. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Oz. Iron Chef. Discovery Channel. SpongeBob Squarepants. Sex and the City. Maury. Oprah. Montel. Queer Eye. Simpsons. Plastic Surgery shows like Before & After and Dr. 90210.

Books:

John Saul novels. A Tale of Two Cities. Anything that puts me to sleep at night.

Heroes:

Jeremy, Molly and Jack

My Blog

2008 GIRL SCOUT COOKIES through Jan 25

YUM YUM YUM!  I am selling GIRL SCOUT COOKIES to benefit Brownie Troop 1611 of Northeastern New York.  Cookies are $3.50 per box.  Let me know if you want any and I'll add you to the or...
Posted by Psycho MAHUGANA aka The Hooker You ASS PUNCHED on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:21:00 PST

Baby Survey

 1. AGES?6 years and 1 year2. Name?Molly Abigail and Jack Thomas respectively3. Birthday?10/20/01 and 11/06/064. Time of birth?3:37PM and 2:10PM5. How long did labor last?11 hours and 14 hours......
Posted by Psycho MAHUGANA aka The Hooker You ASS PUNCHED on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:05:00 PST

Naughty Quiz

You scored as Hot, You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot94% Violent75% Wet63% Soft56% Exciting50% Sweet38% Awkward25% Shy0% What is your sexual style?cre...
Posted by Psycho MAHUGANA aka The Hooker You ASS PUNCHED on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:05:00 PST

Leave your name and number...

Leave your name...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.4. I'll say something that only ma...
Posted by Psycho MAHUGANA aka The Hooker You ASS PUNCHED on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:49:00 PST

Personality Profile

    The Everything Test    There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,     purity tests, stereotype tests, political ...
Posted by Psycho MAHUGANA aka The Hooker You ASS PUNCHED on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:20:00 PST

Stupid Thing...

What sort of entertainment establishment has a building with no sign on the front of it stating its name?  The Chance in Poughkeepsie, apparantly.  Thanks to its meager sign in a side alley ...
Posted by Psycho MAHUGANA aka The Hooker You ASS PUNCHED on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:10:00 PST

A little something to smile about

Starting around yesterday evening, the baby has become really active.  This kid is STRONG for a 17 week old fetus (well, 17 weeks tomorrow)!  I put my hand on my tummy and get a swift kick b...
Posted by Psycho MAHUGANA aka The Hooker You ASS PUNCHED on Sun, 28 May 2006 06:19:00 PST

It's ALIVE....

Today Jeremy and I heard the baby's heartbeat...yay!Proof that I can produce TWO little spawns and sustain them well in my lifetime.  My uterus is made of steel!...
Posted by Psycho MAHUGANA aka The Hooker You ASS PUNCHED on Mon, 15 May 2006 03:40:00 PST

Does my cereal age me?

Being in my present state of affairs (pregnant, for those of you who don't know, consider this blog about cereal my way of announcing it) gets me thinking more analytically about things in my life.&nb...
Posted by Psycho MAHUGANA aka The Hooker You ASS PUNCHED on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 07:41:00 PST

The Magic 8 Ball...

The magic 8 ball DOES NOT LIE. Thanks, Olivia.
Posted by Psycho MAHUGANA aka The Hooker You ASS PUNCHED on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:11:00 PST