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jordan

dial 911! i got oil sheen on my glasses! i got fingerprints!

About Me

a homosexual male once told me ,"honey, i don't go out with carnies. believe me, there's no future."he's so right. there is no future.so i'm with jared ryan. and he's a drummer, not a carnie.i love him."why do little girls love to dress up in twirling skirts? why do they dream of a day their prince will come and together they will live in a great adventure? because that is the heart God set within every woman. that is the role she was created to play- to be a valiant and beautiful woman whose life changes the world."-eldredge

My Interests

swiss cake rolls, grandpas, magazines, photography, cold pillows, aerosol hairspray, painting, babies, mint cholcolate chip ice cream, old things, pools, concealer, fleece blankets, summer, sporks, really long good naps, unitards.

Music:

johnny cash, death cab for cutie, the elected, eisley, Dwight Yokum, rufus wainwright, rilo kiley, The Old Crow Medicine Show, the postal service, The Louven Brothers, jimmy eat world, hank williams, mates of state, sufjan stevens, Hank Williams Jr, the format, Hank III, pedro the lion, the shins, ben kweller, Alabama, coldplay, Lynard Skynard, the arcade fire, Tom petty, travis, waylon jennings, kings of leon, shooter jennings, snow patrol, Elvis, hanson...

Movies:

Private Eyes, drop dead fred, napoleon dynamite, slackers, office space, joe dirt, never been kissed, lifetime original movies...

Television:

o.c...best week ever, laguna beach, real world, trading spaces, HGTV

Books:

go ask alice, tuesdays with morrie, flip-flop girl, and blue like jazz

Heroes:

mullet families.

My Blog

bling bling i gotta ring!!!

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Posted by jordan on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:52:00 PST

god love ya...

"aint nuthin cuter than a fat country baby eatin peaches on a hardwood flooooor."   amen. amen.
Posted by jordan on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 10:30:00 PST

canvas.

Its a cool thing. I mean how God restores your faith when you most need it. When you feel like hating the world, yourself, and the creator. When you feel so out of touch with who you used to be, the ...
Posted by jordan on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 05:08:00 PST

hell on earth.

so animals are like games. you win some, you lose some. you try your best to pick out the cutest dog or most attractive parrot, but despite the trying, you sometimes fail and pick the meanest of them ...
Posted by jordan on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 10:11:00 PST