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About Me

♥ smiling ♥ laughing ♥ drinking ♥ kissing ♥ primping ♥ talking ♥ lying ♥ cussing ♥ succeeding ♥ desiring ♥ gloating ♥ learning ♥ great food ♥ shopping ♥ sex ♥ partying like a rockstar ♥ my down ass grrls ♥ lust ♥ love ♥ thunderstorms ♥ getting dressed up ♥ vodka ♥ breakbeatz ♥ making money ♥ dogs ♥ Panthers football ♥ orange soda ♥ greys anatomy ♥ dress shirts ♥ guess perfume ♥ comfy jeans ♥ funny movies ♥ stilettos ♥ northface fleeces ♥ tanning beds ♥ my cute apartment ♥ down comforters ♥ purple ♥ WFU basketball ♥ ice cream ♥ hondas ♥ makeup ♥ laying in the grass ♥ my mom ♥ the beach ♥ change ♥
♥ yahoo im : wideyedgrl83 ♥
To My Buddies:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry loser who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Haha KIM :)
Remember: A good friend will help you move . a really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
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My Interests

The ladies out for a crazy ass night at the Forum... HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM!!!

A freakin' CUTE pic of me and my momma :) I love this girl more than anything in tha world

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to buy a phone and make me some $$$ :)

Come see MEEEEEE... Cingular bitches ♥

Music:

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Baby Anne *HOT*

Jen Lasher ~love her~

♥ breakbeatz ♥
♥ drum 'n' bass ♥
♥ progressive house ♥
♥ hip hop ♥
♥ DJ Icey ♥
♥ Tiesto ♥
♥ DJ Mystik ♥
♥ 4 Strings ♥
♥ Lasgo ♥
♥ DJ FBI ♥
♥ Cut Chemist ♥
♥ DJ Storm ♥
♥ Mike B ♥
♥ Jen Lasher ♥
♥ DJ AM ♥
♥ AK 1200 ♥
♥ Keoki ♥
♥ Sharaz ♥
♥ Keith Mackenzie ♥
♥ dj Monk ♥
♥ 3 Bad Brothaz ♥
♥ DJ AM ♥
♥ DJ Baby Anne ♥
♥ DJ X ♥
♥ Cascada ♥
♥ Justin Timberlake ♥
♥ Pharrell ♥
♥ anything to make me dance my ass off ♥

Movies:

Grandma's Boy 1
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Me, crazy ass Mary, and Kimmie :)

Television:

My Blog

86 rules of drinking

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Chan...
Posted by gorJess ♥ on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:06:00 PST

STUPID BITCHES

Ok so here's my issue. What's the deal with all the stupid ass bitches that try to act all hardcore in the club?? I mean I just really don't get it. When you walk around with you nos...
Posted by gorJess ♥ on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

My ABC's

A - Available: veryA - Age: 21A - Annoyances: high drama, stupid girls, overly macho guysB - Best Friends: Kim, AmyB - Beer: hell yeahB - Birthday: Oct. 27thC - Crush: none to speak ofC - Car: re...
Posted by gorJess ♥ on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:44:00 PST