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*DUNZO*

Don't take it personally when they say 'no' - they may not be smart enough to say 'yes'.

About Me

I am Jesse
I am 6'1", 190 pounds.
I don't answer all the e-mails sent to me, (especially the "So tell me about yourself" or "I noticed you grew up in Santa Cruz")
I drink 4oz. of wheat grass a day.
I am damaged goods.
The only drugs I have ever done is Marijuana and Alcohol (and I hated the Marijuana)
I believe there is a god.
I love broadway shows.
I think people who think Fox News is Fair and Balanced have major character issues (Same for people who think OJ didn't do it).
I think gay sex between women is amazing.
Briefs
I am never without something to read.
I used to take 4 showers a day.
I'm better now.
I like to sleep in my car.
I love angry love songs.
I think all women are bisexual, it just matters how much they drink.
I once had a bisexual girlfriend who thought all gay people were going to hell.
I think Glam rock is the greatest shit that ever did shit.
I donât do any drugs (alcohol doesnât count)
I have gone 42 hours strait without a single bit of sleep (no naps)
I thought I would have been married by now.
I have had 3 girlfriends.
I hate people who insult strippers solely because they are strippers. They don't know what those girls have probably been through.
I hate flakes and people who never return phone calls.
The guys on Nip/Tuck are my heros.
I instinctively pull for car accidents to happen so I can help.
I feel guilty immediately afterwards
I like reading short sentences?? (like this one)
I love maps.google.com. Greatest shit ever.
I think there is life somewhere else in the universe.
I do believe we have a purpose in life
I don't know what it is.
I never celebrate my own birthday
I love Angelina Jolie for who she is, not because of how hot she is.
I also think Angelina Jolie is super hot.
I was always against the war.
I don't want to raise spoiled kids.
I think my kids will be spoiled.
I like stories about sacrifice and repentance.
I don’t have any sort of attention span.
I am scared of the dark
I want a Rhodesian Ridgeback Dog
I don’t have free time to take care of a Rhodesian Ridgeback Dog
I'm looking for a Rhodesian Ridgeback Dog sitter. You would just have to live at my houseand be nice to me and my dog
I take peoples actions a lot more seriously than their words
I have about six really good friends (one person got added to the list)
I would much rather be a high school guidance counselor
I think I would be to hard on the kids
I can't stand people who stay in abusive relationships
I walk around my room naked even though I know the people in the house next to me might be able to see.
I have completed every marathon I have run.
I have a 6th grade spelling level
It might be worse than that
I can't stand people with personality disorders.
I want to be like Mike
I like long walks on the beach, horseback riding, and sharing a special sunset with someone special.
I think any person who wants to remain in the US should be forced to learn English.
I eat the pizza sticks frozen rather heating them up.
I clip my fingernails.
I have never bought a valentines gift for which I haven’t gotten in trouble for.
I only had one friend growing up. He was mentally challenged.
I have not lived up to my potential.
I have a chip on my soldier.
I hate seeing people die.
I know I will end up accidentally killing somebody someday
I cannot kick someone out of this country because they are trying to make a better life for their family.
I want to run every project I am involved in.
I believe I can do most things better than everybody else.
I can do everything better than everybody else.
I am one of those people who only looks at peoples pictures
I hate people who only look at my pictures then write me a message.
I think people on Myspace whose every picture is either faded out or a strang angle should be deleted.
I would be lost without Myspace
I am very sarcastic
I know and talk to each of my ~200+ friends
I only requested about 200 of my friends (all the others found me)
I have that many friends because I want to influence the way people think and what they see in this world (gay rights, tax cuts, etc, etc)
I am a picture whore (now that I have a camera)
I have been cheated on.
I hate beer.
I like girly drinks
I miss Dave Chapelle (may he rest in peace)
I talk about Jesse in the third person
I have never even come close to cheating on anybody.
I tend to remember a lot of useless information.
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My Interests

Wine, friends, music, sailing, golf, exercising, reading, movies, parties, sleeping, altering my consciousness, road trips, driving, money, camping, night time, concerts, beer, random walks at 3 a.m with my drunk friends, the small moments that change you forever, and short stories, good people.test

I'd like to meet:

My dream would be to meet a Southern Belle. lol But no, Id like to meet more people who understand where Im at, and less people who don't. Anyone who lives this life outside of the norm, who doesn't give into all the hypocritical bullshit and isnt worried about being judged. Anyone who blazes his or her own path, and never becomes another robot clone.

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Movies:

Home in Santa Cruz at the Esplanade in Capitola..

Television:

Dubai, my next trip!

Heroes:


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Captain Spaulding
He seems like the all around good guy. He likes to play jokes, entertain all his guests at his
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My Blog

I'm such a pussy!

10th GradeAs I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. she was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, black hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like...
Posted by *DUNZO* on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:07:00 PST

About Me

Whats up people? My name is Jesse, I grew up in Santa Cruz, went to CSU Chico received not only a masters in drinking but also a degree in Business Admin. and Economics. Only took the better half of a...
Posted by *DUNZO* on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:25:00 PST

Some words to live by

No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promis...
Posted by *DUNZO* on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 04:39:00 PST

College Days

You know Yourre in Chico when....1. The hardest drink to get down is water2. A girl burns down her room with a candle and everyone sits, watches, and does nothing3. The biggest problem is when there ...
Posted by *DUNZO* on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 01:58:00 PST