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Gooch

My bloody underwear is stuck on the Honda antennae

About Me

I am "Pinky". Always playing number 2 to "Brain". But I plot for Brain's gruesome public death behind my goofy persona. When the shish-ka-bob bowling ball is flung from the poisonous green boa, impaling Brain like a piece of steak on a fork, then my work is done. I'm also courtious, considerate, and enjoy moonlit walks on the beach.

My Interests

Flying, triathlons, ornithology, writing, baseball, fishing, and travel. I also enjoy porn, sweet revenge, and masochism.

I'd like to meet:

Bo Jackson, greatest living athlete. Santa Claus, in the unlikely event he actually exists. Balto, not a person, but an endurance hero and I have seen his statue in Central Park. And I would like to organize a meeting with myself, Richard Branson, and Leonardo de Vinci. I think the three of us would revolutionize flight, ground transportation, and thrill seeking. Ah hell, let me add Jessica Simpson and Angelina Jolie to this list for obvious reasons.

Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers. Aerosmith. Santana. Any blues, most jazz, and I like listening to Yanni sometimes. I also, like to mix in a little George Winston on road trips. If you like piano, you'll love George Winston.

Movies:

"Fandango". Hands down, no contest. It is all encompassing. History will regard it like the "Oddyssey", "Moby Dick", or "War and Peace" of it's time. It is a road trip movie for the ages. If you could only see one Costner movie, then this would be it. It's "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" on a psychedelic adrenaline rush. But funnier. It doesn't have aliens or dinosaurs, but it's good nevertheless.

Television:

Lost, Housewives, and The Simpsons

Books:

Favorite: A Prayer for Owen Meany. Honorable Mention: Three Junes, Life of Pi, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Seabisquet, The Known World, Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Great Gatsby... there are tons of others that I love, but if you are interested, email me.

Heroes:

Dad, Lance Armstrong, Mr Plow.

My Blog

Immigration reform and mistaken origin

Yesterday, after the Texas Rangers won their second game of the season, I decided to celebrate. The pitcher for the Rangers was Vicente Padilla. Since Padilla is of Latin American origin, I joined the...
Posted by Gooch on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:42:00 PST