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Hedda The Haddock

Me fail english? That's unpossible!

About Me

Some people claim to be original gangstas. I'm an original TPB. *fluffs teh fro'*I live in the arse-end of Norway but will be moving to the arse-end of England in october. Arse. Harrharrharr!!!Yeeeees....soooo....that's me really! Tata!Oh and I DON'T ADD BANDS UNLESS I KNOW THEM! I REALLY DON'T CARE IF YOUR BAND IS PLAYING THE BARN IN KENTUCKY ON SATURDAY, I'M NOT GOING TO BE THERE. EVER!

My Interests

Music, travelling, reading....concerts (if I can afford 'em), being with my friends who I don't see very often....and so on.

I'd like to meet:

Ben! :) Oh and wouldn't mind meeting The Darkness (or whatever they're called nowadays...), Emmie, Darren, Siggi and the other darklings! And Dre and Boo since they're thinking of coming to teh Norway. woo!

Music:

The Darkness!!!!! :D Queen, Thin Lizzy, Silverchair, Kaizers Orchestra, Do Me Bad Things, Muse, Foo Fighters, Lisa Loeb, Ash, Span, Tenacious D, Aerosmith, RHCP, Mollygogo, Weezer, Turboneger, The Hives, The Presidents Of The United States Of America, Keane, Ralph Myerz and The Jack Herren Band, The Who, Kinks.....just rock in general! :D Oh, and I quite like Abba....a

Movies:

"The Nightmare Before Christmas", "The Usual Suspects", anything the Monty Python guys ever made and "Ameliè" are some of my favourites

Television:

CSI (Las Vegas), The Simpsons, MADtv, That 70's Show, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Little Britain, Scrubs, Top Gear, Young Ones, French & Saunders, documentaries (gotta love Discovery! Crime night! AND Human files....Stuff that is relevant to my studies is great) and anything else i might find interesting or funny browsing through.....

Books:

Mostly stuff I have to read for work/school atm. And I admit it; I think Jeremy Clarkson is pretty funny.

Heroes:

My grandad (actually, both of them). And people that read the persons profile before adding, if bands knew that maybe they'd notice that I DON'T ADD BANDS I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!

My Blog

RANT! And please help me, I don't like ants and Emos.

..> A little rant and a serious question! 1) The Rant:WHY do some people feel the need to let everybody know what they're up to about 10 times a day (on average)? Don't really care if you're going ...
Posted by Hedda The Haddock on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:09:00 PST

Medical Funnyness (damn doctors)

Medical Bloopers Found In Patient Charts   1. "Bleeding began in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles."2. "Patient came in today complaining of chronic vaginal affection."3. "...
Posted by Hedda The Haddock on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:59:00 PST

You know you're Norwegian when...

You assume that a stranger on the street who smiles at or greets you is:a) drunk.b) insane.c) an American.d) All of the above.You vigorously defend whaling and enjoy consuming whale meat.You enjoy the...
Posted by Hedda The Haddock on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:45:00 PST

Broken English

It's not always easy to speak English..... a few examples of norwegians trying to speak English: -You are hardly welcome. The lift is broken so you must use our traps (trapp=stairs) -Due to customs re...
Posted by Hedda The Haddock on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:14:00 PST

Moahahahahaha

Du hildrande du! Dette spillet er mer avhengighetsskapende enn selv de sterkeste pillene på apoteket. SLEPP MEJ BORTIIIII!!!!   Gud så gøy. Hva skal man ut etter når man har M&M?...
Posted by Hedda The Haddock on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:58:00 PST