Googling pictures of awful diseases that I'm convinced I have. Waiting for the Rapture.
I'd like to meet a red dog that talks. If the dog also likes to catch frisbees, that's a plus.
Hearing about your misfortunes is the only music I need.
"Electric Slide: The Motion Picture!"
"The Secret 2: The Really, Really Secret Secrets"
"The Secret 3: Okay It Was All a Joke, I Mean, Really..."
America's Top Parasite
Everybody's Laughing At You
Fox News' Foxy Nudes at Noon.
EZ Readin' Bible
All the brave Christians out there praying their little hearts out.